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" Seven days without laughter makes one weak. "
Mort Walker
Without
Laughter
Weak
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" When I first started, you couldn't mention divorce or death. You couldn't show smelly socks. You couldn't show a snake. They took a skunk out of my strip one time. "
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" None of the established museums were treating cartoons seriously. It was considered a lesser art or no art at all, just a way to sell newspapers. Even the syndicates who were dedicated to the cartoons were throwing them out, figuring they had no value after they were printed. "
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" I was kicked out of The Stars And Stripes twice, and finally got back in. "
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