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" When I introduced a black soldier, Lt. Flap, in 1971, the Stars and Stripes banned the strip. They were having racial problems and thought it would increase the tensions. "

Mort Walker

Black

Problems

Soldier

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" The frustration of being ordered around by somebody to do something - everyone can relate to that. I think Beetle represents that - the common man caught in that morass of rules and regulations. I don't even think of it as an army strip... it's a world anyone can understand. "

" I was kicked out of The Stars And Stripes twice, and finally got back in. "

" When the war was over and the guys were back to shaving every day, the editor thought the Beetle Bailey strips were hurting their disciplinary efforts to get the guys back to routine. "

" I go to the grocery store with my wife. She goes off to buy something. Where is she, anyways? So I ask the manager, 'What aisle do they keep the wives in?' "

" When I first started, you couldn't mention divorce or death. You couldn't show smelly socks. You couldn't show a snake. They took a skunk out of my strip one time. "

" Professionals don't get writer's block. I can always come up with the punch line. "

Mort Walker

Punch

Writer

" I think it's legitimate to do satire. If you're going to write a book of satire on Marilyn Monroe or Madonna, you're not going to get their permission, because you're going to make fun of them! "

" I've always said that what cartoonists do is create friends for readers. "

" At one time Tribune Syndicate emptied out their storeroom. They put tables full of original cartoons down in the lobby and said take one if you want one. The comics were simply a burden to them. "

" Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. "

" You can go through comic strips alone and study the common man. You can trace our history. "

Mort Walker

Study

You

" None of the established museums were treating cartoons seriously. It was considered a lesser art or no art at all, just a way to sell newspapers. Even the syndicates who were dedicated to the cartoons were throwing them out, figuring they had no value after they were printed. "

" Beetle is the embodiment of everybody's resistance to authority, all the rules and regulations which you've got to follow. He deals with it in his own way. And in a way, it's sort of what I did when I was in the Army. I just oftentimes did what I wanted to do. "

" When I write 'Beetle Bailey,' I can always do jokes about him being lazy, and everyone gets it. "

" My father was a dreamer who was always broke. He wanted to be a cartoonist. "

Mort Walker

Always

Broke

" Humor strips dominated what were called the funny papers early in the century, but by the 1920s and '30s, adventure strips had taken over. With 'Beetle Bailey,' I revived the funny part of the funny papers, and I'd be proud to be remembered for that. "

" Everything I know, I write about. My only research is what I did. "

" I don't know how I'd be retired. I wake up every day with another idea. "

" The people who were against the Vietnam War thought I was attacking the Army. The guys in the Army thought I was representing their experiences. I was on both sides, and I survived. "

" I like to keep doing something new and different so people can't say I'm doing the same thing all the time. I like to challenge myself. "

" Most people are sort of against authority. Here's Beetle always challenging authority. I think people relate to it. "

" I say, if you believe what you read in the comic strips, then you believe that mice run around with little gold buttons on their red pants and drive cars. "

" People take a liking to me like I'm a long-lost friend. "

Mort Walker

Friend

Liking

" About the only way you can find out about the common man, his slang, what he looked like, what he thought, is through the comic strips. It's a powerful way for young people to learn history. "

" Beetle Bailey is actually me, in uniform. I've got about 20 characters, and they're all after friends of mine. "

" I like a happy ending. That's what I do all the time. I like to make people feel happy. "

" Seven days without laughter makes one weak. "

" Old cartoonists never retire, they just erase away. "