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" The flakier your mission, the fiercer you have to be on the business side. "
Ira Glass
Mission
Business
You
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" One of the things I learned as a young semiotics nerd was that if you have plot moving forward, no matter how banal the facts of it, simply the fact that the plot is rolling forward makes you wonder what's going to happen next, which creates suspense. So you can control peoples' attention simply by having things move forward in a story. "
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Control
Moving
" My first job on the radio was writing jokes for a Baltimore DJ called Johnny Walker, who was sort of a '70s era shock jock who all the teenage boys listened to in my school. "
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School
" For me to do a story, something has to happen to someone. It's a story in the way you learn what a story is in third grade, where there is a person, and things happen to them, and then something big happens, and they realize something new. "
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Story
" Grease and starch just always win over protein. In food as in so many things. Look around you, that's what our whole country is based on. It's amazing that Michael Jordan can be an iconic figure because he's basically just protein. "
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Win
Look
" You get into this situation, performing for T.V., where you have to speak with utter sincerity. It's just like the radio. You have to say it like you mean it, even though the thing you're saying is actually planned out. "
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You
Speak
Situation
" I eat the same breakfast and lunch every day, both at my desk. I employ no time-saving tricks at all. "
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Day
Eat
Every Day
" If you want somebody to tell you a story, one of the most easiest and effective ways is if you're telling them a story. "
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You
Effective
Most
" Harry Potter to me is a bore. His talent arrives as a gift; he's chosen. Who can identify with that? But Hermione - she's working harder than anyone, she's half outsider, right? Half Muggle. She shouldn't be there at all. It's so unfair that Harry's the star of the books, given how hard she worked to get her powers. "
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Right
She
Talent
" I've actually done events at radio stations where I feel like I've had to give a little talk in behalf of television as a medium. "
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Events
Television
Done
" I've never so appreciated what actors do and how strange it is. "
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Never
Strange
Appreciated
" I read the newspaper, but I live in my own little bubble. "
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Own
Bubble
Live
" I don't take care of my voice at all, which is one reason that I sound as bad as I do. "
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Take Care
Bad
Care
" I love traveling. But I haven't had big, transformative experiences while on the road. When I go out on the road, it's to go out and get a story or do a promotional event. "
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Experiences
Love
Road
" I didn't have any particular talent for fiction. I took a class in college. "
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Talent
Fiction
College
" I'll meet listeners who tell me what a great voice I have. But I don't have a great voice for radio. My voice is the utterly normal voice, but sheer repetition has made them think it's OK. Mick Jagger once was asked, 'What makes a hit song? He said, 'Repetition.' "
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Meet
Great
Voice
" It's not a terribly original thing to say, but I love Raymond Carver. For one thing, he's fun to read out loud. "
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Original
Fun
Loud
" I like excess. And giant M&M's. "
Ira Glass
Excess
Giant
Like
" Writing is just very difficult. I'm an adequate performer. And I think I have a special talent as an editor. Editing is what I do best. "
Ira Glass
Special
Writing
Think
" I don't meet many people who are talking about shows on Showtime. "
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People
Talking
Who
" I hate dream sequences in movies and T.V. shows generally for their heavy-handed symbolism and storytelling tediousness. "
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Shows
Dream
Hate
" When I started 'This American Life', one of the reactions I got was, 'When is the adult going to show up who will host the show?' At some point, people just got used to it. "
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Will
People
Used
" I think one of the reasons that I got so good at it, as somebody making radio stories, is that on the radio I can actually - I can understand what's happening in the interview and can make a connection in a way that makes sense. "
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Way
Understand
Think
" Just when did I get to the point when staying at a hotel wasn't fun? "
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Just
Staying
Get
" I'm just not very funny. "
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Just
Very
Funny
" I only got interested in radio once I talked my way into an internship at NPR's headquarters in Washington, D.C. in 1978, never having heard the network on the air. "
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Never
Got
Radio
" The atheist market is a very overlooked and powerful market, it turns out. "
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Atheist
Overlooked
Powerful
" I feel like in an interview situation, it's a kind of intimacy that I can understand and handle - versus in real life, when I'm much more of a bumbler and have a hard time. "
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Feel
Understand
Time
" The pledge drive has everything going against it as broadcasting. It's repetitive. It's ad-libbed by people who can't ad-lib. It's about asking for money, which is something nobody wants to hear, even from their own relatives. "
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People
Going
Drive
" Traditional broadcast media seems old-fashioned and vague to me. When I watch television news, I'm aware of what skilled journalists they are, but I find it hard because of the corny way they present it. "
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News
Media
Me
" I wish somebody had given me the news that ideas don't just fall on your head like fairy dust. You have to treat that like a job. You have to spend hours each day, where you're just like, 'This is the part of the day when I'm looking for an idea.' "
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Job
Treat
Fall