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" The good and bad thing about online trolling: it's not on the street, and it's not on the street! The good: nothing physical erupts; the bad: there are no brakes to stop it. "
Greg Gutfeld
Nothing
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" The PC rebellion is about a reaction against the media academic complex, which tells us what to say - or else. "
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