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" The rise of ISIS, the orgy of identity politics, and the political changes they brought - how could Obama not see that coming? I blame the golf. "

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" The joy of hate reflects people who get off pretending to hate something, or hate you, in order to score political points. I call them the 'tolerati' - you know, a group of people who claim to be tolerant, except when they run into someone who disagrees with them. "

" The people who whine about Fox News are hypocrites - they say they're totally tolerant, but when they run into someone who doesn't share their assumptions, they say, 'Fox News is evil, and it must be stopped.' "

" 'Sol Invictus' works like your basic FNM record: the sequencing is an artful job, hustling you politely through all the gentle, harsh, weird surprises that follow - and then when it's over, you get back on the ride and start over, just like Space Mountain. "

" Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine. "

" The federal government is enormous; it never shrinks. And the interest is killing us. "

" Trump represented a movement of dissatisfaction, the dissent, unhappiness, division cultivated by years of identity politics and the bullying of arrogant, insufferable, intolerant social justice warriors who used the last two terms to punish anyone who reminded them of Daddy. "

" As a New Yorker, this is what you do: you confront, jab, and slap, sometimes wrongly, then smile and forget about it. "

" Trump has manufactured the first-ever Celebrity Immunity Bubble - rendering him incapable of offense, no matter whom he offends. It's brilliant. "

" I've done two shows every day for years, but I don't think I could work on just one show a week. I would go crazy, and I would drive everybody nuts. I've got to feel like I'm under pressure. "

" The girls I dated liked or disliked me, whether I weighed 140 or 150; and six-pack abs had no relevance on their love or repulsion. "

" The PC rebellion is about a reaction against the media academic complex, which tells us what to say - or else. "

" President Obama's farewell speech soared, towered, dragged. True, it was longer than Reagan's, Clinton's and GWB's speeches combined. If it got any longer, it would have qualified as a third term. "

" Here is the problem with legacy: You'll sacrifice stuff that is not even yours to get it. Take President Obama's Iran deal, when he gave the shirt off his back - and ours, too. "

" The good and bad thing about online trolling: it's not on the street, and it's not on the street! The good: nothing physical erupts; the bad: there are no brakes to stop it. "

" Trump says what he thinks at that moment. He's a totem pole of transparency. "

" I spent my teens in northern California listening to KALX, KUSF, and KFJC, finding people that changed my life. "

" A troll's life is a no-physical-contact existence. You will die alone, as you die daily, online. "

" If pop culture is a pool, it never hurts to dive into the deep end once in a while. "

" Imagine Earth as a crime-ridden town, and there is one safe house. How do you keep that safe house, America, always safe? It is called vigilance. "

" Before there was radical Islam, immigration and terror didn't mix. "

" There's a difference between being politically incorrect and boorish. And we've seen that line crossed a dozen times by smart people who've mistaken politics for punditry. "

" We are all better served by objectively diagnosing trolls so they can change. "

" I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere. "

" It's the great deception in modern culture: Bad things call for noble names to cloak their evil outcomes. "

" Here is a fact: If Facebook were a religion, it will be the third largest behind Islam and Christianity. Its success is rooted and capitalizing on the human desire to bond. "

" I've said it before: If Queen had died and reincarnated as one person, it would be Devin Townsend. "

" If America oppresses, why do so many people risk their lives coming here to be oppressed? "

" I don't think Trevor Noah got his job by being a conservative. "

" I know that, often, people in entertainment are surrounded by 'yes' men who tell you everything is 'go.' That's never been an issue for me. "

" Nothing is ever as bad as it seems. Nor does it ever last as long as you think. "