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" The Jews are always up for a laugh. "

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" The IOC have decided Russia will pay them £50 million, and that is their punishment for 40 years of duping the world and going against every single clean athlete on earth. The IOC has fought a spectacular fraud with more fraud. "

" With sport, we should sit back, enjoy. It's awesome to watch. "