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" The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour. "

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" With the advent of cell phones, especially with the very small microphone that attach to the cell phone itself, it's getting harder and harder I find, to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. "

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" Don't live in the past. There's no point. You can't change anything. What a waste of time. "

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" I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant. "

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" All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!' "

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