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" A lot of the younger Indian generation are either IT geniuses or doctors - the number of doctors I've seen in L.A. who are Indian is just crazy. So it is a very common thing. Or an accountant! That again is a very, very big thing. "

" April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags. "

" As an accountant by trade, my work for blue chip companies took me all over the world. "

Marta Andreasen

" Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one? "

" For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant. "

" I am the despair of my accountant; I am the plastic bags of receipts. "

" I come from a family of working professionals: my dad is a chartered accountant, and my mom is a professor. "

" I didn't want to be an accountant; I found myself being a banker, which was a bit different. I went to university, and I was going to do a Ph.D. in the States, but I didn't get the funding for it, so I had two years where I had a bit of a wobble and didn't really know what I wanted to do, and I ended up working as a banker. "

" I'd like to see more Asian-American roles where the ethnicity of the character can be swapped to another. We can, of course, play the stereotypical ninja, the martial arts master, the accountant, the doctor, but we can be more than that! "

" I don't go to a psychiatrist. I don't go to a gym. I run away from my accountant, I run away from my dentist. They are all supposed to help you, but I like to stay in bed, where I have a chance to reflect, like Rossellini. "

" I do what I do, and write what I write, without calculating what is worth what and so on. Fortunately, I am not a banker or an accountant. I feel that there is a time when a political statement needs to be made and I make it. "

" If I wasn't singing, I'd probably be, probably an accountant. "

" If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now. "

" If you could make something one percent smarter than a human, your artificial attorney or accountant would be better than all the attorneys or accountants out there. You would be the richest person in the world. People are chasing that. "

Anthony Levandowski

" I look like an accountant. And no offense to accountants! There's some really cool accountants out there. "

" I'm an accountant. I'm a manufacturer from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, who stepped up to the plate, and now I'm a U.S. senator. "

" I mean I get loads of money, all from different sources. You give it to your accountant. They manage it. But you pay corporation tax. If you're then taking it out and spending it on yourself, you have to pay more. "

Ken Livingstone

" I'm very aware of my spending, but I'm not very aware of my income. There are certain times when I speak to my accountant, or something will pop up, and I'll be like 'oh' but it's not really a frontrunner in my head. "

" I should have stayed an athlete, body well-tuned, cruising around with my accountant in a Porsche, maroon and chrome. "

" It would've been hard to do something else, to as it were, run away from the circus and become an accountant. "

" I used to work at a hotel. I was the order-taker for room service. My mom worked at the hotel as an accountant. "

" I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant. "

" I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies. "

" I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was because it would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. "

" I worked as an accountant in an auditor's office, at a textile showroom, a telephone booth, and a fast-food joint while studying. My dad found it odd, but he never interfered in any of my decisions. "

Vijay Sethupathi

" I would say that IQ is the strongest predictor of which field you can get into and hold a job in, whether you can be an accountant, lawyer or nurse, for example. "

" Mom was a housewife; Dad was an accountant. They taught me a lot about the value of working hard. "

Irene Rosenfeld

" Most years, if you were to ask me how much I make, the genuine answer is that I have no clue. I usually find out the answer to that question once a year, at tax time, when my accountant tells me. "

" My accountant worships me because I'm so cautious with my money. "

Scott Patterson

" My dad is a bank president and my mom was an accountant and they didn't think that seeking the life of a freelance writer was very practical, you see. Of course, I was just as determined to do it. "

Kevin J. Anderson

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