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" The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth. "
George Jean Nathan
Mouth
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Him
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" To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination. "
George Jean Nathan
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" The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism. "
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" Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry. "
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" Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few. "
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" What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency. "
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" A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward. "
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" A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. "
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" Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. "
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" Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value. "
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" Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men. "
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" Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote. "
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Good
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" It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on. "
George Jean Nathan
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Now
" Common sense, in so far as it exists, is all for the bourgeoisie. Nonsense is the privilege of the aristocracy. The worries of the world are for the common people. "
George Jean Nathan
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" An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut. "
George Jean Nathan
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" An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. "
George Jean Nathan
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Optimist
Looking
" I drink to make other people interesting. "
George Jean Nathan
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" Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles. "
George Jean Nathan
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Principles
" No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched. "
George Jean Nathan
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Anger
" Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen. "
George Jean Nathan
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" A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to. "
George Jean Nathan
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She
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" Love demands infinitely less than friendship. "
George Jean Nathan
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" So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater. "
George Jean Nathan
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" A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart. "
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Wife
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