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" An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. "
George Jean Nathan
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" The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. "
P. G. Wodehouse
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You
End
" If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. "
Logan Pearsall Smith
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Thought
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" What is scary to me is silly to somebody else. CG isn't scary to me. It's like comedy - comedy and horror are quite similar, in that there'll always be somebody who'll say, 'I don't think that was funny.' And it's the same with things that are meant to be scary. "
Guillermo del Toro
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" Let's have some new cliches. "
Samuel Goldwyn
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Cliches
Funny
" Just telling the facts are no longer enough. You now have to be persuasive, charismatic, interesting, and funny. Just telling people things isn't enough anymore. "
Milo Yiannopoulos
Facts
Funny
Interesting
" I usually stalk fans because I think they're really funny on Twitter. They don't know it, but I'll just go through their timelines, and if something is happening in the media, I always read fan accounts instead of the news because they have all the info and make the funniest jokes about it, so that's how I get my gossip - by stalking fans. "
Gigi Hadid
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" There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. "
Don Herold
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" My kind of wanting to be funny didn't come from need, necessarily. The closest I can analyze it is that it was an easy way to make friends, I found out. It was just a great kind of social tool. "
Will Ferrell
Funny
Friends
Easy
" I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem? "
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Wearing
Funny
Woman
" I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. "
Paula Poundstone
Mother
Bank
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" Cure for an obsession: get another one. "
Mason Cooley
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Another
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" James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. "
Will Ferrell
Waiting
End
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" I'm for whatever gets you through the night. "
Frank Sinatra
Through
You
Whatever
" At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty's. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef. "
Eric McCormack
Dinner
Coffee
Wife
" I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. "
David Letterman
Talk
Sing
Dance
" Every day after school for 10 years, I was on the set of 'Married... with Children,' which is a really funny and perverse place for a little girl in a Catholic school uniform to grow up. "
Meghan Markle
Children
Day
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" Sometimes I think I'm funny. But then sometimes I see myself, and I think, 'There's somebody trying to be funny.' "
Paul Rudd
Sometimes
Myself
Funny
" I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because I'm funny and scary at the same time. "
Terry Crews
Park
Time
Myself
" There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. "
Tim Heidecker
Nothing
Choices
Funny
" I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. "
Samuel Goldwyn
Write
Think
Funny
" Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. "
Jim Carrey
Eyes
Her
Great
" I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. "
Kurt Fuller
Growing
Growing Up
Humor
" I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. "
Simon Sinek
Find
Funny
Life
" I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he's just, he's talking about serious things, but in a funny way. Other comedians will talk about serious things in a serious way, and then you don't know what's going on. "
Norm MacDonald
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" If you have doubts about someone, lay on a couple of jokes. If he doesn't find anything funny, your radar should be screaming. Then I would say be patient with people who are negative, because they're really having a hard time. "
Michael J. Fox
People
Say
Time
" Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. "
Jack Black
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Movies
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" At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.' "
Tom Hanks
Think
Good
People
" I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much. "
Dav Pilkey
Books
Laugh
Think
" I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. "
Winston Churchill
Funny
You
Ugly