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" We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as a tool in helping us understand current changes. "

Douglas Coupland

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" Storytelling is ultimately a creative act of pattern recognition. Through characters, plot and setting, a writer creates places where previously invisible truths become visible. Or the storyteller posits a series of dots that the reader can connect. "

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" If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window. "

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" If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you? "

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" Money is more than a massively consensual IOU note. It is a piece of infrastructure and is as artificial as Interstate 5, NutraSweet or season three of 'Mad Men.' "

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" I think most people either forget or don't know that Microsoft only hires people with I.Q.'s well over 130. "

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" Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat. "

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" If I don't learn something new every year, I go crazy. "

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" I was always the youngest person in class, skinny, scrawny, no good at sports. I asserted myself by being smart. But then I got to college and started to get C's and D's. That was fantastic. I no longer had to be the smartest person in the room. "

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" The real killers in the business world aren't the ones who aim for the top, it's the ones who aim for two notches below the top. "

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" If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive. "

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" When the world throws you too much information, the only way you can stay sane or survive is to look for pattern recognition. Amidst all the blurs, is there a constellation that emerges, is there a straight line that's emerging? "

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" Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation. "

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" If you waste five minutes of time a day, over the course of a year that adds up to one full work day. Think of five wasted minutes as a slow-release holiday drug. Savour it. "

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" In Canada, we're happy to provide a safe haven for next-door neighbors in the middle of a marital dispute. And if anyone trips while crossing the border, we're happy to set their broken bones for free. "

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" The 1990s felt like the 1990s in a real and good way. "

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" Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there is. "

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" The advent of cellphones may, in the end, be no more relevant than the ability of laptops to change our written documents into ones using cool new fonts. "

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" The one thing about my life that's different from others is that I wake up for no one, and for some reason, that's just good for your creativity. "

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" Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness. "

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" I'm a visual thinker. Research tells us that only 20 per cent of people think visually. So what about the other 80 per cent? Don't they think in pictures? I mean if you imagine washing and preparing potatoes you visualise the process, right? "

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" A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it. "

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" Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal. "

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" Writing is largely about time, while visual art is largely about space. "

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" I miss the reference section at the library. I used to go there twice a week on missions. Now everywhere's a research library and I can't get an elitist kick from it any more. "

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" Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo. "

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