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" A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it. "

Douglas Coupland

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" The way we experience history and time in all its forms shifted quite massively between 1989 and 2001 - to the point where contrivances like decades are now kind of silly. "

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" When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down? "

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" Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it's not quite the same thing. "

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" I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock. "

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" Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code? "

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" I grew up in airports and on air bases. I know what flying and airports can be. And most airports make me feel like we're about three per cent better than ants. Especially U.S. airports. They're zoos. All civility is gone. "

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" The thing about living in the 21st century is you can get to fortysomething and not have anyone major in your life die. "

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" I'm a pretty good drawer. I have trouble painting because you literally have to wait for the paint to dry. I'm disciplined, but I'm not patient. "

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" There's a lot to be said for having a small manageable dream. "

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" I go to the gym three days a week. You have to or else - I don't want to be the guy that dies shoveling snow. "

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" Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict? "

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" Every single moment is a coincidence. "

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" If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis. "

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" I grew up with three brothers, so nearly everything I had was destroyed or made fun of. "

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" I don't think I see the world in terms of stupid or clever, but in terms of being able to get irony. There's some awful statistic about only 20 per cent of Americans being able to understand irony. "

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" I miss the reference section at the library. I used to go there twice a week on missions. Now everywhere's a research library and I can't get an elitist kick from it any more. "

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" My question about luging is, How do you get into the luge community to begin with? Is it one day like, 'Mom, Dad, I really want to luge.' And your parents are like: 'O.K., I'll quit my job. We'll move to an Alpine community.' "

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" I like being surrounded by good ideas. Every single time you walk past something you like, you get a blast of happy chemicals to the brain, and I like that. "

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" I think half the people who get married now have met online. If I think about all the people in my life who married - they met online, online, online. And it makes sense if you think about it, because you fill out this form of 35 things that really define you and - bam - look, you've got two people who match. It works. "

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" Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence. "

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" Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at face value. "

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" I've got all my old laptops going back to my first, which was so fancy at the time, in '93 or '94, but now it's just like a doorstop. One day I said, 'I'll go in and get all my old documents in there.' The cords and the wires are all gone, the discettes you need are gone. Meanwhile the little electrons are starting to wither away. "

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" Games I do find interesting for what they say about us, about what we wish for, about the programming. But let it stop there: don't listen to this rubbish about them actually being good for you, helping with hand-eye co-ordination or whatever. They're games. They prepare you for nothing. "

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" Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state of being which we may strive to attain. "

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" My own experience with being interviewed is mixed. I suppose they're a part of my job, and as I would like readers to connect with my books, I do them. I've also made many lifelong friends whom I first encountered as interviewers - as a writer, they're a terrific way to meet and add smart new people to one's life. "

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" Time perception is very much about how you sequence your activities, how many activities you layer overtop of others, and the types of gaps, if any, you leave in between activities. "

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" Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there is. "

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" Royalty is either going to do very well with cloning, or it's going to disappear completely. "

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" Even when you take a holiday from technology, technology doesn't take a break from you. "

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