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" We're seeking out such grossness in human behavior and want such mindless entertainment. 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' and some of these other shows are more racist. Or '16 and Pregnant.' Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? "

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" You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big bummer. "

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