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" When I was in college, I was a semiotics major, which is this hopelessly pretentious body of French literary theory. "
Ira Glass
Body
College
Pretentious
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" I never realized before this the emotional power of some really simple, corny tropes: people with top hats, people with batons, confetti going off, how important it is to smile. "
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Simple
" Honestly, I am so ignorant of how dance works that I can't even imagine a story that you would want to tell through movement. "
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Ignorant
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" The story is a machine for empathy. In contrast to logic or reason, a story is about emotion that gets staged over a sequence of dramatic moments, so you empathize with the characters without really thinking about it too much. It is a really powerful tool for imagining yourself in other people's situations. "
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" In general in New York, we all eat like kings. Insane quality, mind-blowing variety, at all price ranges. "
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New York
" I think the name of the show, 'This American Life' - we named it that just because it seemed like it made the thing feel big. But we don't think about whether it's an American story or not. We happen to be Americans. I think for the stories to work, they have to be universal. "
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Name
Work
American
" But you can make good radio, interesting radio, great radio even, without an urgent question, a burning issue at stake. "
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Good
Great
Interesting
" A lot of broadcasting, I think, is doing a tremendous amount of preparation and trying to act like, 'Oh, this thought is just occurring to me right now' - and speaking sincerely. "
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Me
Doing
" Like most people in radio - and in magic - I'm not cool. I know people who are hip, and I can feel distance between them and me. "
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People
Me
Distance
" The Flash could do everything twice as fast. Except you never saw him think twice as fast or speak twice as fast. Could he do math faster than the other superheroes? Could he compute the tip for the bill twice as fast? "
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Twice
Fast
Never
" I don't think I'm better than everyone else at anything, but I am very quick at organizing a big mass of interview tape into a structure. "
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Better
Think
Quick
" 'Smallville' is like a Domino's pizza. While you're eating, you're thinking, 'This is good, and it reminds me of pizza, but there's not enough flavor in each bite.' That's the feeling you have the entire time with 'Smallville' - that it's just about to be good, but it never is. "
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Pizza
Good
Me
" I don't own a radio. I listen to everything through apps or on my iPhone. And then I download the shows I like. Shows like 'Fresh Air', 'Radiolab', 'Snap Judgement', all those shows. "
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Fresh Air
Air
Own
" The pledge drive has everything going against it as broadcasting. It's repetitive. It's ad-libbed by people who can't ad-lib. It's about asking for money, which is something nobody wants to hear, even from their own relatives. "
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People
Going
Drive
" It's rare for me to read any fiction. I almost only read nonfiction. I don't believe in guilty pleasures, I only believe in pleasures. People who call reading detective fiction or eating dessert a guilty pleasure make me want to puke. "
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Eating
Reading
People
" I think good radio often uses the techniques of fiction: characters, scenes, a big urgent emotional question. And as in the best fiction, tone counts for a lot. But a lot of effective and interesting radio is based on one character who reacts to the world. "
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Good
Think
World
" Just when did I get to the point when staying at a hotel wasn't fun? "
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Just
Staying
Get
" Reporters tend to find in others what they are suited to find, so there is a whole school of reporting where they are cynical about the world, and everything reinforces that. Whereas I tend to be optimistic and be amused by people and like them, even rather bad people. "
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Bad People
World
People
" Honestly, like, I'm a superfan of the 'New York Times,' but I know nothing about how they put it together, and I really don't care. "
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Know
Care
Nothing
" I think people who live in New York don't realize just how much time they spend talking about the subway. "
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New
Time
New York
" It's tricky, performing the show live. Because when you're in a big auditorium, in front of 700 people, the natural tendency is to want to talk louder. You want to project. "
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Project
You
Want
" The atheist market is a very overlooked and powerful market, it turns out. "
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Atheist
Overlooked
Powerful
" Grease and starch just always win over protein. In food as in so many things. Look around you, that's what our whole country is based on. It's amazing that Michael Jordan can be an iconic figure because he's basically just protein. "
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You
Win
Look
" I don't know how to read. I get all my news from Jon Stewart every day. "
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Know
Every Day
Day
" When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I'm just saying something for effect. Or to be funny. "
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Air
Know
Saying
" It's not a terribly original thing to say, but I love Raymond Carver. For one thing, he's fun to read out loud. "
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Original
Fun
Loud
" I love traveling. But I haven't had big, transformative experiences while on the road. When I go out on the road, it's to go out and get a story or do a promotional event. "
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Experiences
Love
Road
" At some point, all comics have to go out and be retail salesmen doing door-to-door. And this idea of somebody who totally knows their craft having to get up for free in front of a crowd to work out some stuff they're thinking in their head, still, after as much success as you can get, is really interesting. "
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Work
Success
Thinking
" I like excess. And giant M&M's. "
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Excess
Giant
Like
" In some theoretical way I know that a half-million people hear the show. But in a day-to-day way, there's not much evidence of it. "
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Way
" When you're learning, especially to write, unless you're some incredibly gifted writer, a young Malcom Gladwell, say, you need to be imitating people. You need to be imitating how they make their work, how they structure it, how they design the pieces. It gives you chops; it gives you moves. "
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Learning
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