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" My childhood ambition was to become a Tooth Fairy. And I do talk about that in my book 'Is You Okay.' My mama always told me to say I wanted to be a corporate lawyer, and today I am much closer to being a Tooth Fairy than I ever was a Corporate Lawyer... so hah hah hah hah. "

" I always wanted to be on 'Sesame Street,' that kind of a thing, puppets and fun and original songs and fairy tales. "

" I'm usually - I'm working by myself. "

" Now my haters are very high class people, so I feel like I've moved up. "

" My biggest challenges when I first started out were not having a computer or camera or Wi-Fi! The computer and the camera had to be borrowed, and there were times that I used the computer at the library, and I literally sat outside people's houses to steal their Internet connections. "

" My parenting heroes are the Obamas! They've been married for so long, and it looks like they're having fun, and their kids are down to earth, well-adjusted, and smart. They seem to have a strong family unit that I would like to emulate in my life. "

" Let's see... Rihanna! Work, work, work, work, work, work; OK, what? How much work does it take to move your behind, honey? I don't understand the job situation you're going through. "

" It can get discouraging - 'Oh, it didn't work,' or, 'Oh, I lost the baby,' or, 'I can't do this again.' You can. And when you get the kid, you'll be happy that you did. But it's a very painful process for a lot of people. You just have to figure out how it's gonna get done. "

" My community grew on social media because I don't exclude anybody from any walk of life. The videos that I create are seen throughout the world and are funny no matter what language you speak. "

" If I had to go back to something, I would go back to the 'Victory Tour' of the Jacksons, because I love me some Michael Jackson. I'd get my one glove, and my high water pants on, and my sparkly socks and black loafers. "

" So many times I should've stopped or could've stopped and didn't stop... So many kinds of people can get depressed and sad, and you know what? Everyone has that talent, that gift. "

" Obviously, I'm going to be embarrassing to the kid. There's just no way not. I just hope the kid has a really good sense of humor... My husband's very serious - he doesn't find me funny at all - so I'm hoping the kid is like, 'Mom is hilarious!' That'd be really great. "

" I was watching TV, and there was a girl acting a fool. And I was like, 'I could do that.' "

" Rebecca Black 'Friday' song is the best song ever! Don't you agree! "

" The Kesha Lyrics to hit song 'Tik Tok' are a cry for help. "

" There will be another book, more stories, more life experiences, so I'm ready; bring it on! "

" This girl just kept staring at me, and I was like, 'What in the world is wrong with her?' That's when I knew, this YouTube thing is something. "

" Hello this is Glozell! Is you OK? Is you? Good, cause I wanted to know! "

" Learn how to make your own weaves. It will help you save a lot of money in the long run! "

" My weave fell off. I was running in PE, and it got caught in a tree. People were looking at me funny. "

" Somehow, this child is gonna show me what to do, because I thought maybe I'll grow up by then, but no. I still just want to play around in my Crocs and tutus, so I don't know. "

" My mom is floored! She's so proud. I always wanted to do a channel that incorporates songs for younger kids. "

" A lot of people have been asking me questions about IVF and surrogacy, and I'm glad that I can be a mouthpiece to that. "

" I'm bringing reading back. I'm making reading great again! "

" I've learned how to exist and get work done when you're exhausted. I've finally gotten to that level, because at first I had no idea how I was going to do it. "

" Today's new age parenting guarantees you'll hear children screaming, whining, and begging for items and attention in an airplane, store or any other public place. "

" I'm really excited about working with Bunim/Murray and PB&J to unleash the power of 'GloBugz' on the universe. "

" Women have to do a lot of things. That's why I think Ms. Hillary is going to be an awesome president. "

" Voting is super important, and your vote counts. "

" The surrogate is feeling pregnant! And a little sick. She thinks it's a girl. "