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" You might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don't have anything to talk about, people are eventually going to gravitate towards the guy that's actually saying something. "
" I just want to be a great example to younger kids. "
" I go onstage and I talk, and I remember what I'm saying, and I track it. "
" I've known Ben Stiller for a minute. One of my first movies was 'Along Came Polly.' "
" Stand-up is my baby. "
" I don't think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world's face. That's all private. "
" Really, I don't like roller coasters. "
" I make a lot of expressions constantly. I'm animated. "
" You get one life. I'm going to embrace mine. "
" I am capable of holding the quote-unquote 'title' of leading man. Leading man just means people want to see you and assume that you can hold a film, carry a movie. "
" I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and laughs at it. It makes me happy, and it's what I live for. "
" Some sarcasm is best told simply. "
" I stayed true to my dreams and, eventually, they came true. "
" I never do anything that I don't want to do. "
" If you look at me in 'Ride Along,' even though I'm playing two different characters, my demeanor and my tone were not aggressive. "
" Some people love so hard that they can't control those emotions when they're at their deepest point. "
" My son is becoming me - just a silly, silly prankster guy. "
" I try to be funny and not ignorant. "
" Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it. "
" My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way. "
" My daughter has impressions that she does of me. "
" I get that racism exists, but it's not a catalyst for my content. I don't need to talk about race to have material. My style of comedy is more self-deprecating. I think that makes me more relatable. When you deal with 'topics' - race, white versus black - you're not separating from the pack. You're doing what everybody else is doing. "
" There was one incident at a movie theater where my girl got mad at these guys who were talking behind us. I never looked back there, but she was like, 'Will you all just shut up!' And I just got up and moved three rows in front. She was like, 'What are you doing?!' I was like, 'You better get up here! I don't play the fighting games.' "
" I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. "
" The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience. "
" I don't care how busy I am - I will always make time for what's most important to me. "
" For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy. "
" Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get. "
" I read so much stuff that black women say, especially about my relationship. 'Oh, he left his black wife to go be with some exotic chick.' First of all, my girl is black: she's Jamaican. "
" I'm a health nut, but when I eat, I go hard. I'm a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I'll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else does it right. "
" Because I'm small, I've been called things from 'Happy Feet' to 'Little Face.' "