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" Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most comforting words of all; this, too, shall pass. "

" People who care about each other enjoy doing things for one another. They don't consider it servitude. "

" Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. "

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" All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership. "

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" Class can 'walk with kings and keep its virtue and talk with crowds and keep the common touch.' Everyone is comfortable with the person who has class because that person is comfortable with himself. "

" Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good. "

" Class is real. It can't be faked. "

" The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most. "

" People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. "

" If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. "

" Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses. "

" Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind up making other peoples mistakes. "

" I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is. "

" Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat. "

" Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset. "

" One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one. "