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" Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. "

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" I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go. "

" Many cats are the death of the mouse. "

" Having an animal that you fix, knowing that you saved its life or you saved a pet - Like on a dog, these little kids will come, and their dog is just ready to die, and you do something, and they leave happy. The kids are happy, and the little puppy is licking your hand. Those are kind of neat feelings. "

" It's difficult to understand why people don't realize that pets are gifts to mankind. "

" I saw myself as a teacher's pet but with a little of Ed Haskell mixed in. I was the teacher's pet, but that didn't mean that I was trying to pull one over. "

" If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you don't have love in your life, no matter what else there is, it's not enough. "

" I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia. "

" Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people. "

" People buy a cat and think, 'Oh that's a beautiful collar. I'll put that on,' but that doesn't make them a responsible pet owner. "

" Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered. "

" It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. "

" I was home schooled in high school but was definitely the nerd in middle school. I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm, and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies. "

Nicole Anderson

" We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat. "

" No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. "

Abraham Lincoln

" If the Beastie Boys and the Beach Boys and Pet Shop Boys can stay boys, so can we. "

" I could never date a guy with a pet snake. "

Genesis Rodriguez

" My college friends call me Karu, which is the worst. Only in our country can we make a short form for a short name. But otherwise, I've never had a pet name all my life. But now, in official meetings, someone will call me KJo. And I'll judge that person in my head. Just call me Karan. "

" Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. "

" It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They don't know how to set up their own bank accounts, they don't know what they are spending their money on and they can't make their own decisions. "

" My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge! "

" I think you can totally be a totally normal kid from the suburbs of Chicago and go off and play shows. It's one of those things that when you go home, you're still the nerd you were when you left, and your parents still get to yell at you about cleaning up your room, and your girlfriend still drags you to the pet store. "

" I do have the most adorable little Chihuahua mix. I adopted him about 3 1/2 years ago from Much Love pet adoption, and he has been the love of my life ever since. His name is Beau, or as my sister and I like to call him ' mushy mush' because he truly is just a pile of loving mush that just melts in your arms. "

" You know what I hate? I hate people who give me plants. The whole giving someone plants - it's like giving someone a pet. I'm giving you responsibility, I'm giving you a thing that you now have to take care of for, like, a year until it dies, and then I'm giving you sadness and guilt. "

" I wish people would realize that animals are totally dependent on us, helpless, like children, a trust that is put upon us. "

" Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life. "

" Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you? "

" I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. "

Karl Pilkington

" Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat. "

" I have a pet peeve about bands that don't play their hits. I think it's kind of selfish. "