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" As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real. "

" As the World Champion, every day is pretty much like Valentine's Day for me - as far as hooking up with the ladies. "

" Before I started doing '30 Rock', I did about 25 movies. I'd always been doing stand-up every night, and then I would do, like, two to four movies a year. So I really liked doing that, and I want to get back to that, but because of the time commitment to '30 Rock', there's not much time to do that stuff. "

" I actually went to film school, but I didn't like it. I'm basically self-taught. "

" I am the greatest marital artist in the world. "

" I became a wrestling fan in college. So, I was more of a wrestling fan as an adult than when I was a little kid. "

" I'd like to work with John Waters. I grew up in Maryland, so I'm a huge Waters fan. "

" I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand. "

" I don't live in a fancy neighborhood. "

" I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs. "

" If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny. "

" I get hecklers all the time! "

" I had not met Tina Fey before I auditioned for '30 Rock'. Some people think we're old friends from 'Second City' days. I had always been a fan of Tina's. But I actually never planned on being in a sitcom. "

" I had one girl send me an e-mail saying she wants to go out with me, but it's like a two-pronged deal because she wants to blog the date. And I'm like, No! I don't want to be on a reality show. "

" I like hanging out at non-showbizzy places. "

" I'm a big Pacino fan. He's a great actor: so much passion and intensity. "

" I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga. "

" I'm a massive Steven Seagal fan. I know his movies are horrible, but I've watched all of them over and over again. I'd want to do a movie with him and Van Damme. "

" I'm an extra dark black belt in ping pong. "

" I'm not one of those kind of people who does the observational 'Hey, don't you hate it when you're at the grocery store and the line's long and the cash register starts taking too long.' I don't really do that kind of stuff. I'm heavy on persona, and I do a lot of interacting with the audience. "

" I need to get a wife. But it's hard, you know, it's hard to find a girl you can trust. Some of these girls, they want to go out with you so they can blog about you. "

" I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's annoying. "

" I never really planned on doing a television series. "

" I never wanted to be famous. "

" In Manhattan, I often do two or three or more shows a night, so I'm always working on new material. "

" I sort of have to self-censor sometimes. "

" I started doing my own animated movies when I was in ninth grade; that's when I got the filmmaking bug. When I was about 16, I started writing jokes for doing stand up, and then I was 19 and started doing stand up. "

" I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That's how it always works. "

" I think some people's comedy IQ's aren't as high as other people's, so they don't really know what's going on. Or they think they know what's going on, but they don't really. "

" It wasn't like I just woke up and said, 'Here's my gimmick; I'll wear a hat and put something weird on it.' "

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