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" I think some people's comedy IQ's aren't as high as other people's, so they don't really know what's going on. Or they think they know what's going on, but they don't really. "

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Fall

Jump

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" I'm not one of those kind of people who does the observational 'Hey, don't you hate it when you're at the grocery store and the line's long and the cash register starts taking too long.' I don't really do that kind of stuff. I'm heavy on persona, and I do a lot of interacting with the audience. "

" As the World Champion, every day is pretty much like Valentine's Day for me - as far as hooking up with the ladies. "

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Every Day

Champion

" I never really planned on doing a television series. "

" Valentine's Day is definitely one of those days where it's either awesome or it's a downer. "

" It wasn't like I just woke up and said, 'Here's my gimmick; I'll wear a hat and put something weird on it.' "

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Hat

Here

" I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That's how it always works. "

" I like hanging out at non-showbizzy places. "

" I actually went to film school, but I didn't like it. I'm basically self-taught. "

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Self-Taught

School

" Show business always tries to stereotype you, so that is something you have to fight against no matter who you are. A lot of actors who are of a minority background complain that they only get stereotyped roles, and they are 100 percent correct. However, it's also true that, no matter who you are, you get typecast as well. "

" Stand-up is kind of like my home base, and doing stand-up in New York is what I like doing most. "

Judah Friedlander

Home

Doing

" I need to get a wife. But it's hard, you know, it's hard to find a girl you can trust. Some of these girls, they want to go out with you so they can blog about you. "

" I am the greatest marital artist in the world. "

" No, don't learn at karate schools. They overcharge you for karate uniforms. They make you pay, like, fifty or seventy-five bucks just for a karate uniform, and you don't wear a uniform in everyday life, so why train in one? Most fights take place outdoors, not inside with perfect lighting and mats. "

" I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga. "

" I sort of have to self-censor sometimes. "

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Sort

Sometimes

" There's a lot of thought that goes into every single thing I wear. "

" You can literally walk into my apartment and sit on a hat; you can step on a hat; you can probably open up the refrigerator and find a hat tucked under some rotten food. I have a lot of hats. "

" Let's say there was a fat guy heckling me. I would rip him to shreds, but I would never go for the obvious, never talk about how he's fat or anything. "

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Him

Talk

" When I'm not filming anything or on the road doing stand-up, I'm usually doing stand-up shows every night - usually a few shows a night at different clubs in the city. "

" Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night. "

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Want

Comedy

" I'm a massive Steven Seagal fan. I know his movies are horrible, but I've watched all of them over and over again. I'd want to do a movie with him and Van Damme. "

" Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back. "

" Soccer and ping-pong are my two favorite sports to play. "

" I get hecklers all the time! "

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Time

" I don't live in a fancy neighborhood. "

" I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's annoying. "

" I've been driving in the city for years because, as a stand-up in N.Y.C., you can perform at more comedy clubs a night if you have a car. Getting from club to club by subway is too slow at night and too expensive by cab. So, many comics live far out from Manhattan and drive in every night. "