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" I became a wrestling fan in college. So, I was more of a wrestling fan as an adult than when I was a little kid. "
Judah Friedlander
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" Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back. "
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" I get hecklers all the time! "
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" I don't live in a fancy neighborhood. "
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Live
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" I'm an extra dark black belt in ping pong. "
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" Before I started doing '30 Rock', I did about 25 movies. I'd always been doing stand-up every night, and then I would do, like, two to four movies a year. So I really liked doing that, and I want to get back to that, but because of the time commitment to '30 Rock', there's not much time to do that stuff. "
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" I'm a big Pacino fan. He's a great actor: so much passion and intensity. "
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" You can literally walk into my apartment and sit on a hat; you can step on a hat; you can probably open up the refrigerator and find a hat tucked under some rotten food. I have a lot of hats. "
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Walk
Food
You
" Show business always tries to stereotype you, so that is something you have to fight against no matter who you are. A lot of actors who are of a minority background complain that they only get stereotyped roles, and they are 100 percent correct. However, it's also true that, no matter who you are, you get typecast as well. "
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You
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" I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's annoying. "
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Got
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Fun
" I've been doing stand-up since '89. "
Judah Friedlander
Stand-Up
Doing
Been
" I need to get a wife. But it's hard, you know, it's hard to find a girl you can trust. Some of these girls, they want to go out with you so they can blog about you. "
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Know
Girl
Need
" I sort of have to self-censor sometimes. "
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Sort
Sometimes
" When I'm not filming anything or on the road doing stand-up, I'm usually doing stand-up shows every night - usually a few shows a night at different clubs in the city. "
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Road
Few
Doing
" I've done all kinds of movies, but I wanna do some more independent films that are not your run-of-the-mill type movies like 'American Splendor', which I had a big part in, that are really trying to do something unique. "
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Unique
American
Trying
" No, don't learn at karate schools. They overcharge you for karate uniforms. They make you pay, like, fifty or seventy-five bucks just for a karate uniform, and you don't wear a uniform in everyday life, so why train in one? Most fights take place outdoors, not inside with perfect lighting and mats. "
Judah Friedlander
Why
Life
Outdoors
" I started doing my own animated movies when I was in ninth grade; that's when I got the filmmaking bug. When I was about 16, I started writing jokes for doing stand up, and then I was 19 and started doing stand up. "
Judah Friedlander
Stand
Writing
Stand Up
" You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by doing' kind of guy. "
Judah Friedlander
Bike
Fall
Jump
" There's a lot of thought that goes into every single thing I wear. "
Judah Friedlander
Thought
Wear
Every
" I'm a massive Steven Seagal fan. I know his movies are horrible, but I've watched all of them over and over again. I'd want to do a movie with him and Van Damme. "
Judah Friedlander
Movies
Horrible
Want
" In Manhattan, I often do two or three or more shows a night, so I'm always working on new material. "
Judah Friedlander
Night
Three
Two
" Stand-up is kind of like my home base, and doing stand-up in New York is what I like doing most. "
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Like
Home
Doing
" I've been driving in the city for years because, as a stand-up in N.Y.C., you can perform at more comedy clubs a night if you have a car. Getting from club to club by subway is too slow at night and too expensive by cab. So, many comics live far out from Manhattan and drive in every night. "
Judah Friedlander
Driving
Car
City
" Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, I'm perfect. "
Judah Friedlander
Weaknesses
Math
Perfect
" It wasn't like I just woke up and said, 'Here's my gimmick; I'll wear a hat and put something weird on it.' "
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Hat
Here
Like
" I actually went to film school, but I didn't like it. I'm basically self-taught. "
Judah Friedlander
Self-Taught
School
Like
" I watch a movie or a T.V. show or whatever; if it's good, I like to watch it more than once, and it's always fun to catch something you didn't see initially. "
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See
Watch
Fun
" Let's say there was a fat guy heckling me. I would rip him to shreds, but I would never go for the obvious, never talk about how he's fat or anything. "
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Me
Him
Talk
" I'm not one of those kind of people who does the observational 'Hey, don't you hate it when you're at the grocery store and the line's long and the cash register starts taking too long.' I don't really do that kind of stuff. I'm heavy on persona, and I do a lot of interacting with the audience. "
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Hate
You
Audience
" I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand. "
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Activity
Hand
Me
" My act's not heavy on pop culture or stories, just lots of jokes. "
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Jokes
Pop Culture
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