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" Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit. "
More
Like
Now
" Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. "
Born
Sleep
Start
" I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived. "
Family Values
Want
Values
" I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you. "
Some
Feel
Dressed
" If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again. "
Smart
Doing
Go
" If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now. "
Me
Accountant
Even
" I have some classes in accounting, but I don't know anything about accounting. I - you know, when my accountant tells me all the things he does, it's a foreign language to me. "
He
Me
Accounting
" I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience. "
Insecurity
Want
Need
" I just go to work, come home. And my wife lets me throw my clothes on the floor, and she doesn't say anything, so I must be making some money. "
Clothes
Home
Me
" I love standup and I haven't given it up. "
I Love
Love
Standup
" I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F. "
Mind
Myself
Me
" I'm at an age where crying is easier for me now. I like it. I can cry at a poignant commercial; I can cry at a - this is a running joke in my house, but... a good 'Star-Spangled Banner' can make me cry. I'm not kidding. "
I Can
Me
Cry
" I never want to give up stand-up. Because I still get a thrill out of it. "
Still
Out
Because
" I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way. "
Look
Feel
Friend
" It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing. "
Low Self-Esteem
Self-Esteem
Common
" It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience. "
Want
Need
Me
" I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell. "
Jokes
Tell
Always
" I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out. "
Go
Student
Thought
" My joke used to be about my father and Peter Boyle: that anything you see Peter Boyle do on TV, my father has done in real life without pants on. "
Father
Done
You
" My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. "
Wife
Morning
Apple
" People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film. "
Think
Easy
Kind
" Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis. "
Crisis
Purpose
Attitude
" The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. "
Me
Life
You
" Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something. "
God
Walk
Thank God
" You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character. "
Character
Play
Want
" You're only as good as your last joke, your last show, your last whatever. The confidence is there, but underneath, there is always insecurity. "
Confidence
You
Last
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