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" I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived. "
Ray Romano
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" It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing. "
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" The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. "
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" My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. "
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" My joke used to be about my father and Peter Boyle: that anything you see Peter Boyle do on TV, my father has done in real life without pants on. "
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" I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way. "
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" Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis. "
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" You're only as good as your last joke, your last show, your last whatever. The confidence is there, but underneath, there is always insecurity. "
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" If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again. "
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" I love standup and I haven't given it up. "
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" I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F. "
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" I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you. "
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" Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit. "
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" You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character. "
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" I'm at an age where crying is easier for me now. I like it. I can cry at a poignant commercial; I can cry at a - this is a running joke in my house, but... a good 'Star-Spangled Banner' can make me cry. I'm not kidding. "
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" Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something. "
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