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" A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. "
Key To Success
Success
Key
" A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. "
Day
Vacation
Nothing
" Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. "
Failure
Success
Think
" Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? "
Elections
You
Politics
" Do your kids a favor - don't have any. "
Your
Any
Favor
" Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. "
Day
Business
America
" Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. "
People
Morning
Look
" Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. "
Feet
Wisdom
Sometimes
" Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. "
Big
Very
Happiness
" Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. "
Wildfire
Humor
Like
" If you can laugh together, you can work together. "
Laugh
Together
Work
" I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. "
Lips
Day
Best
" Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. "
United States
Any
Ask
" Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. "
Selling
Time
True
" Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. "
Inflation
Your
Savings
" In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh. "
Laugh
Us
Humor
" I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff. "
Mean
Now
Remember
" I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. "
Find
Children
Back
" Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. "
Society
Cards
Life
" Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! "
Girl
Love Is
Love
" More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. "
Rent
Problems
Back
" Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. "
Temptation
Touch
Like
" Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected. "
Parenting
Never
Leaves
" Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. "
People
Health
Funny
" Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. "
Planned
People
Used
" President Ford used humor a great deal. "
Humor
Great
Used
" Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. "
Go
Will
Your
" Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. "
Deep
Feeling
True
" Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!' "
Saying
God
More
" Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer. "
Line
Risk
Quick
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