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" A day spent praising the earth and lamenting man's pollutionist history makes you feel like a superior, sensitive soul. "
Soul
You
Earth
" A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday. "
Sunday
Church
Group
" Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it. "
You
Suffer
Summer
" A man writing a letter is a man in the act of thinking, and it was an exercise Reagan obviously enjoyed. After his first meeting with Gorbachev, for example, he sent a 'Dear Murph' letter about it to his old friend George Murphy, a former senator and actor who had once played Reagan's father in a film. "
Thinking
Writing
Man
" American foreign policy had still not recovered from its victory over communism when George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice took over at the White House in 2001. "
American
Communism
Victory
" Americans like fat books and thin women. "
Women
Fat
Books
" An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong. "
Education
Information
Best
" Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it. "
Will
Poetry
Airport
" Anything that isn't opposed by about 40 percent of humanity is either an evil business or so unimportant that it simply doesn't matter. "
Evil
Business
Either
" A skillful playwright might have a good time with the story of the assassination of President William McKinley, and especially with the three most flamboyant political figures involved: Mark Hanna, Theodore Roosevelt, and Emma Goldman. "
Three
Time
Story
" Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity. "
Hazardous
Verses
Your
" Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity, there is no parent left to tell them. "
Know
Parents
Children
" Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it. "
Grow
Parenting
You
" Except for politics, no business is scrutinized more exhaustively than journalism. "
Journalism
More
Politics
" Feel good about linking hands in human chain for good causes. "
Feel Good
Feel
Good
" Few expected very much of Franklin Roosevelt on Inauguration Day in 1933. Like Barack Obama seventy-six years later, he was succeeding a failed Republican president, and Americans had voted for change. What that change might be Roosevelt never clearly said, probably because he himself didn't know. "
Change
Said
Republican
" Gerald Boyd was a classic specimen of the self-made man. Born poor, he worked and studied his way up out of poverty under the guidance of his widowed grandmother. "
Way
Born
Grandmother
" I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens in a hostile world. "
World
Myself
Like
" In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses. "
Opiate
America
Sport
" In America nothing dies easier than tradition. "
America
Dies
Tradition
" In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved. "
Yourself
Age
Fashion
" Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. "
Break
Down
Work
" Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. "
Shot
Say
Need
" It is fitting that yesteryear's swashbuckling newspaper reporter has turned into today's solemn young sobersides nursing a glass of watered white wine after a day of toiling over computer databases in a smoke-free, noise-free newsroom. "
White
Wine
Today
" It's always seemed odd to me that after a group of terrorists commits a vile and odious deed they rush messages to the public to claim credit for it. "
Odd
Credit
Always
" It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic. "
Seems
Life
Law
" It's good for the soul to hear yourself as others hear you, and next time maybe, just maybe, you will not talk so much, so loudly, so brilliantly, so charmingly, so utterly shamelessly foolishly. "
Yourself
You
Time
" It was clear soon after his election that Obama, like FDR, wanted to start dealing with the economic crisis immediately after his inauguration. "
Like
Start
Crisis
" It was Queen Elizabeth who made me a foreign correspondent. "
Who
Elizabeth
Foreign
" Journalism talk is part of the nonstop background noise of American life. "
Life
American
Noise
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