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" A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. "

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To Err Is Human

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" More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. "

" The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. "

" Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. "

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" Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none. "

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