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" There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. "
Doug Larson
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" The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. "
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" Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. "
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" The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice. "
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" The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. "
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" Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. "
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" The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. "
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" There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware. "
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" The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. "
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" If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. "
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" Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. "
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" The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. "
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" The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. "
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" Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. "
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" A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. "
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" Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. "
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" Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. "
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" Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. "
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" Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. "
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" Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none. "
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" If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. "
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" Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. "
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" More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. "
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" To err is human; to admit it, superhuman. "
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" If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. "
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" For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. "
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" A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. "
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" A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! "
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" Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. "
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