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" Any man can call time out, but no man can say how long the time out will be. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Man
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Time
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" Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone. "
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