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" All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Itself
Does
Change
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" I was a chemistry major, but I'm always winding up as a teacher in English departments, so I've brought scientific thinking to literature. There's been very little gratitude for this. "
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" About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm. "
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" I think I belong to America's last generation of novelists. Novelists will come one by one from now on, not in seeming families, and will perhaps write only one or two novels, and let it go at that. "
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Two
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" There is never a shortage anywhere of lawyers eager to attack the First Amendment, as though it were nothing more than a clause in a lease from a crooked slumlord. "
Kurt Vonnegut
First Amendment
Lawyers
Never
" The feeling about a soldier is, when all is said and done, he wasn't really going to do very much with his life anyway. The example usually is: he wasn't going to compose Beethoven's Fifth. "
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Soldier
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" Evolution can go to hell as far as I am concerned. What a mistake we are. We have mortally wounded this sweet life-supporting planet - the only one in the whole Milky Way - with a century of transportation whoopee. "
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" Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae. "
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Armor
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Person
" I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep. "
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Much
Myself
Mine
" If you are an American, you must allow all ideas to circulate freely in your community, not merely your own. "
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American
Community
Ideas
" Actually, to be an effective person politically in this country, I think you have to be thirty or over, and also you have to be rich, well-placed, you have to be close to power. And I don't think that young people, because they look young, can do much, as I think they are counterproductive. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Power
People
Look
" It was very lucky for me as a writer that I studied the physical sciences rather than English. I wrote for my own amusement. There was no kindly English professor to tell me for my own good how awful my writing really was. And there was no professor with the power to order me what to read, either. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Lucky
Good
Writing
" What troubles me most about my lovely country is that its children are seldom taught that American freedom will vanish, if, when they grow up, and in the exercise of their duties as citizens, they insist that our courts and policemen and prisons be guided by divine or natural law. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Law
American
Children
" People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Working
Voice
Talk
" The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Biggest
Big
Universe
" When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly taste. I don't think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Try
Think
Done
" New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Work
Knowledge
Earth
" One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the universe which he or she did not thoroughly understand. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Things
Universe
Understand
" Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Frustration
Laughter
Up
" All writers are going to have to learn more about science, because it's such an interesting part of their environment. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Environment
Learn
Science
" What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Loneliness
Today
Young
" Back in my days as a chemistry student, I used to be quite a technocrat. I was firmly convinced that scientists would have cornered God and photographed Him in color by 1951. "
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Chemistry
Back
Color
" Puny man can do nothing at all to help or please God Almighty, and Luck is not the hand of God. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Help
Man
Nothing
" I have no degree in biochemistry, neither do I have one in mechanical engineering, as the Army saw fit to terminate both courses before they were finished. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Degree
Engineering
Mechanical
" I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. "
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Earth
Here
Tell
" I now make my living by being impolite. I am clumsy at it. "
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Make
Now
Being
" The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal. "
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Everyone
Finally
Year
" Any man can call time out, but no man can say how long the time out will be. "
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Man
Out
Time
" Oh, sure, we have another world war coming, and another great depression, but where are the leaders this time? "
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World
Depression
Great
" Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. "
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Back
Wife
She
" I consider anybody a twerp who hasn't read 'Democracy in America' by Alexis de Tocqueville. There can never be a better book than that one on the strengths and vulnerabilities inherent in our form of government. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Book
America
Government