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" Being female was just one more way I felt different and weird. I was also a young 'un, and also my cartoons were not like typical 'New Yorker' cartoons. "
Roz Chast
Way
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Weird
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" I think I have a habit of, in my head, taking notes on whatever, you know, whether they're verbal or pictorial or just making a note of things as they're happening. "
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You
Know
" I've had people ask me if it would have been easier to take care of your parents if you had siblings, and I think it's 50/50. I know people who have siblings, and there is a lot of acrimony because somebody always feels that they are doing more than the other person. "
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Think
Know
People
" I think that children's books should be censored not for references to sex but for references to diseases. I mean, who didn't think after reading 'Madeline' that they were going to get appendicitis? "
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Mean
" Childhood - that was not my favorite time in my life. "
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Time
Childhood
Favorite
" I don't think any of my kids' books talk down to kids. "
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Think
Talk
Any
" Sunday, there's not a lot of structure. I might spend an hour thinking about why I don't exercise, and feeling very guilty about not exercising. I tried running, over 10 years ago. It didn't really take. "
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Why
Exercise
Feeling
" My parents were fine at 85. So 85's nothing. 100 is another thing. I have a friend whose mother is about to turn 101, and it's not great. "
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Nothing
Parents
Friend
" I had to get good grades and do well in school - my mother was an assistant principal and my father was a teacher - and they took this very seriously. "
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Mother
School
Teacher
" My kids always joked that I spent more time cooking the birds' food than I have cooking for them. And it's probably true. "
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Always
True
Food
" I used to think of the cartoons as a magazine within a magazine. First you go through and read all the cartoons, and then you go back and read the articles. "
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Through
You
Think
" I always imagined my little cartoons on plates for some reason. "
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Little
Some
Reason
" I cannot stand superheroes. I do not understand any of its appeal. It has just bored me to death since I was a little kid. "
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Understand
Bored
Stand
" My parents were born in 1912; they graduated from college into the Depression. They kept notebooks of every nickel they spent, and these habits of frugality from having grown up so poor never left them. "
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Poor
Depression
College
" I love my parents. I did love them. It's complicated. "
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Them
Parents
Love
" Sometimes, you know - I think, with a lot of things, at the time, everything is extremely upsetting, and then you look back on it, and it actually can be sort of funny. "
Roz Chast
Know
Funny
Think
" One way of paying tribute to my parents was 'bearing witness' as the Quakers do - writing down everything that was happening instead of turning my back on it and pretending that it was all great. "
Roz Chast
Way
Down
Back
" I don't put myself through that nauseating experience of looking at someone's face while they go through your stuff. Ugh! It's just horrible! It gives me the cringes to even think about it. "
Roz Chast
Experience
Myself
Looking
" I don't like cartoons that take place in Nowhereville. I like cartoons where I know where they're happening. "
Roz Chast
Where
Cartoons
Take
" I've done a lot of death cartoons - tombstones, Grim Reaper, illness, obituaries... I'm not great at analyzing things, but my guess is that maybe the only relief from the terror of being alive is jokes. "
Roz Chast
Alive
Great
Done
" I think of my drawing style like handwriting: it's a mix of whatever handwriting you're born with, plus bits and pieces you've pilfered from other people around you. "
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You
People
Drawing
" I don't like anything that looks gelatinous - really weirds me out. But when I was a kid, I used to get very, very upset if anything had a kind of chalky texture; like, certain kinds of cottage cheese I know have a weird chalkiness. "
Roz Chast
Upset
Weird
Me
" Did you know that you can live on Ensure for a year? A person can live for a really long time just lying in bed and drinking Ensure - way longer than you think. "
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Think
You
Time
" It's like a 'chicken or the egg' thing. We're all part of the culture. We're reflecting it; we're changing it. So, yeah, I think culture is always changing. "
Roz Chast
Culture
Think
Always
" I don't like going into the basement. I'm always afraid that something's going to blow up. "
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Afraid
Always
Up
" I have an African gray parrot; her name is Eli. We thought she was a boy. And a blue-streaked lory named Marco. He's 10. And a yellow and green parakeet, Petey. He's very cute, but he's getting old. "
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Thought
Yellow
Cute
" When my father died, my mother was still alive. And I think when your second parent dies, there is that shock: 'Oh man, I'm an orphan.' There's also this relief: It's done; it's finished; it's over. "
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Father
Mother
Man
" I don't like holidays. And I don't like crowds of people. I don't like noise. "
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Crowds
Holidays
Noise
" There's something about most phobias where there's a tiny, tiny corner where you think this really actually could happen. "
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Think
You
Corner
" I like being able to go grocery shopping and not feel that I'm fighting a thousand people. "
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Go
Feel
Fighting
" I just really love the cartoon form. I love the plasticity of it. "
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Really
Cartoon
Form