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" I don't like cartoons that take place in Nowhereville. I like cartoons where I know where they're happening. "

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" The wonderful thing about the cartoon form is it's a combination of words and pictures. You don't have to choose, and the contribution of the two often winds up being greater than the sum of its parts. "

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