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" Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people. "

Chris Rock

Men

Victory

People

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People

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Life

" President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen. "

" I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. "

" Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. "

" A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. "

" If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty. "

" Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. "

" You can only offend me if you mean something to me. "

" Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. "

" There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. "

" I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge. "

" Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. "

" If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner. "

" The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When you're in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody's paying five grand for a weave, that's a bit much. "

Chris Rock

Beauty

Women

" Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars. "

" When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children. "

" Jokes rot. They're not like songs. I always envy singers - Sting is always going to sing 'Roxanne'. But people want to hear new jokes. I've written jokes as good as 'Roxanne', I believe. But I can't tell them again. "