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" During most of my freelancing, I made what I would have made in charge of the cafeteria at a pretty good junior-high school. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Most
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Charge
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" I am honorary President of the American Humanist Society, having succeeded the late, great science fiction writer Isaac Asimov in that utterly functionless capacity. We Humanists behave as well as we can, without any rewards or punishments in an Afterlife. "
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" We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be. "
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" Anything can make me stop and look and wonder, and sometimes learn. "
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" All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. "
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" I now make my living by being impolite. I am clumsy at it. "
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" Everyone now knows how to find the meaning of life within himself. But mankind wasn't always so lucky. Less than a century ago, men and women did not have easy access to the puzzle boxes within them. "
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" I hope to build a reputation as a science-fiction writer. That's the pitch. We'll see. "
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" When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly taste. I don't think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them. "
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" Younger scientists are extremely sensitive to the moral implications of all they do. "
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" As a Humanist, I love science. I hate superstition, which could never have given us A-bombs. "
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" If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind. "
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" Back in my days as a chemistry student, I used to be quite a technocrat. I was firmly convinced that scientists would have cornered God and photographed Him in color by 1951. "
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" I am from a family of artists. Here I am, making a living in the arts. It has not been a rebellion. It's as though I had taken over the family Esso station. "
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" There is never a shortage anywhere of lawyers eager to attack the First Amendment, as though it were nothing more than a clause in a lease from a crooked slumlord. "
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Lawyers
Never
" I was not an anthropology student prior to the war. I took it up as part of a personal readjustment following some bewildering experiences as an infantryman and later as a prisoner of war in Dresden, Germany. The science of the Study of Man has been extremely satisfactory from that personal standpoint. "
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" Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. "
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" There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look. "
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" I let the dog out, or I let him in, and we talk some. I let him know I like him, and he lets me know he likes me. "
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Like
Him
Dog
" I'm convinced that no one can amount to a damn in the arts if he becomes sweetly reasonable, seeing all sides of a picture, forgiving all sins. "
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Seeing
Picture
Sides
" I get up at 7:30 and work four hours a day. Nine to twelve in the morning, five to six in the evening. Businessmen would achieve better results if they studied human metabolism. No one works well eight hours a day. No one ought to work more than four hours. "
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" I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people. "
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" One of the things that I tell beginning writers is this: If you describe a landscape, or a cityscape, or a seascape, always be sure to put a human figure somewhere in the scene. Why? Because readers are human beings, mostly interested in human beings. People are humanists. Most of them are humanists, that is. "
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" Science sent the Hubble telescope out into space, so it could capture light and the absence thereof, from the very beginning of time. And the telescope really did that. So now we know that there was once absolutely nothing, such a perfect nothing that there wasn't even nothing or once. "
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Time
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" I had no talent for science. What was infinitely worse: all my fraternity brothers were engineers. "
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" New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become. "
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" Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone. "
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