Home
Authors
Tags
App
Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App
" Back in my days as a chemistry student, I used to be quite a technocrat. I was firmly convinced that scientists would have cornered God and photographed Him in color by 1951. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Chemistry
Back
Color
Related Quotes:
" A chaplain's assistant is customarily a figure of fun in the American Army. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Fun
Figure
Assistant
" There is never a shortage anywhere of lawyers eager to attack the First Amendment, as though it were nothing more than a clause in a lease from a crooked slumlord. "
Kurt Vonnegut
First Amendment
Lawyers
Never
" I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Earth
Here
Tell
" I have no degree in biochemistry, neither do I have one in mechanical engineering, as the Army saw fit to terminate both courses before they were finished. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Degree
Engineering
Mechanical
" Actually, to be an effective person politically in this country, I think you have to be thirty or over, and also you have to be rich, well-placed, you have to be close to power. And I don't think that young people, because they look young, can do much, as I think they are counterproductive. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Power
People
Look
" This is Sunday, and the question arises, what'll I start tomorrow? "
Kurt Vonnegut
Tomorrow
Question
Sunday
" To whom it may concern: It is springtime. It is late afternoon. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Concern
Afternoon
Whom
" Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say? "
Kurt Vonnegut
Freedom
Living
Nothing
" That is how you get to be a writer, incidentally: you feel somehow marginal, somehow slightly off-balance all the time. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Writer
Time
Feel
" People need good lies. There are too many bad ones. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Many
Need
Bad
" What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Loneliness
Today
Young
" I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Poor
Planet
Us
" True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. "
Kurt Vonnegut
True
Wake Up
School
" Any man can call time out, but no man can say how long the time out will be. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Man
Out
Time
" My cash cows, the slick magazines, were put out of business by TV. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Cash
Business
TV
" I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Much
Myself
Mine
" I was not an anthropology student prior to the war. I took it up as part of a personal readjustment following some bewildering experiences as an infantryman and later as a prisoner of war in Dresden, Germany. The science of the Study of Man has been extremely satisfactory from that personal standpoint. "
Kurt Vonnegut
War
Student
Science
" Everyone now knows how to find the meaning of life within himself. But mankind wasn't always so lucky. Less than a century ago, men and women did not have easy access to the puzzle boxes within them. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Men
Easy
Meaning
" I get up at 7:30 and work four hours a day. Nine to twelve in the morning, five to six in the evening. Businessmen would achieve better results if they studied human metabolism. No one works well eight hours a day. No one ought to work more than four hours. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Work
Day
Better
" If you are an American, you must allow all ideas to circulate freely in your community, not merely your own. "
Kurt Vonnegut
American
Community
Ideas
" Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Feel
Care
Alone
" People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Church
People
God
" If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Man
You
Anything
" The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Everyone
Finally
Year
" Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Man
Beware
Hard
" Over the years, people I've met have often asked me what I'm working on, and I've usually replied that the main thing was a book about Dresden. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Over
People
Working
" Anything can make me stop and look and wonder, and sometimes learn. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Wonder
Stop
Sometimes
" One of the things that I tell beginning writers is this: If you describe a landscape, or a cityscape, or a seascape, always be sure to put a human figure somewhere in the scene. Why? Because readers are human beings, mostly interested in human beings. People are humanists. Most of them are humanists, that is. "
Kurt Vonnegut
You
Beginning
Landscape
" About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Communism
Best
People
" I am honorary President of the American Humanist Society, having succeeded the late, great science fiction writer Isaac Asimov in that utterly functionless capacity. We Humanists behave as well as we can, without any rewards or punishments in an Afterlife. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Science
American
Great