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" Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own. "
Alexei Sayle
Own
Sometimes
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" If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.' "
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" If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres. "
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" I would say I was still a Marxist - which is not to be confused with being a Communist. Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else. "
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" Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git. "
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" It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political. "
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" I'm still fiercely ambitious. "
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" The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away. "
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" Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you. "
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" People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. "
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" I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence and the weather. "
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" I'm distinct, really. "
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" I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff. "
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" I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion. "
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" I'm an intellectual. "
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" People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre. "
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" Most of my friends are women - I quite fancied being a woman in a way. "
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