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" Yves Saint Laurent will never go out of business so long as I'm buying mountains of Touche Eclat. "

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" When you're independent and not attached to a major media organisation, they just look at you as if to say, 'Who are you again?' "

" I get a good colour in summer but go really pale in winter, and it genuinely doesn't suit me, as people ask me if I'm ill. As well as making me look a bit better, I often have to be tanned in the middle of winter to do a show or programme, so I've road-tested every fake tan on the market. "

" I can't function if I don't have tea. I don't know whether it's psychological or a real necessity, but I just need it. "

" Filling a theatre like the Olympia or Vicar Street on your own name is a very rewarding moment. "

" Ultimately, I just decided stand-up comedy is a huge commitment, and if you want to be the best, you have to give it one hundred per cent. "

" I'm doing my best to be mindful about how I'm living: to be kind and patient, and not to impose a bad mood on somebody else. Being mindful is as good a way to be spiritual as anything else. "

" It wasn't that I left acting; it's just that I put it aside while I set about becoming a comic. "

" I knew I wanted to be an actress from the age of 13. "

" Waiting to be hired, as an actor, especially, is soul-destroying... There is always something you can do... Create something, a play reading... Anything. But don't rely on other people to come to you. Put yourself out there. "

" Work hard, play hard, dream big, love loads, laugh as much as you can, and give back. "

" Yes... I miss that everyone in Ireland tries to knock some humour out of every situation. I don't think I appreciated that. It's unique to Ireland. "

" You wouldn't expect a cattle dealer to sit down at a grand piano and play it beautifully. That's my father. "

" I think boarding school does give you an independence. "

" I could probably die happy with a cheeseboard and a glass of French red wine - that's my idea of a perfect dinner. "

" When I came on the scene, there was The Nualas, who were doing character comedy, but there weren't any other women doing stand-up because Michelle Read had gone more into theatre. "

" I spent seven years in clubs in England, Australia, etc. Not all comedians cross over to sell out in a theatre. "

" There's a lot I've missed about living in Ireland. You miss family, particularly when you've got kids. "

" I can make my living out of Ireland, but the reason I came to London was that I felt I'd gone as far as I could go in Ireland. "

" One day I got an invite to help the Christina Noble Foundation, and by this stage, I'd already been talking about her for 10 years. I said 'yes' right away, and that was the first time I met her. "

" I was 25 before I joined the world, in my opinion. I was a very late developer, and everything came late. "

" I knew I couldn't do what Eddie Izzard does, so I just tried to write some stories that were based, or partly based, on my own experiences. "

" You worry about whether you are match-fit, coming back to the stand-up stage. "

" I would have benefited a lot from proper training. I could have done with a strong wake-up call about getting jobs. "

" I don't like doing things by halves, and I realised you can't do stand-up comedy part-time. "

" Growing up, I was your classic Catholic Irish kid. I went to mass every Sunday. Then in secondary school I went to boarding school, and there was mass seven days a week before breakfast - it may have put me off! "

" I was never very good at being an unemployed actor. I always thought that I should have been doing something pro-active. I was never good at doing juvenile leads. I suppose it's because I have this big sarcastic head on me. "

" I have never, ever slept through my child crying unless I have had a sleeping tablet; and I only take a sleeping tablet when I know Steve, my husband, is on duty. We take turns: he does one night, I do the next. "

" I'm a great lighter and lover of candles, particularly fragranced ones, as I'm kind of addicted to scent. "

" Acting is very much an all-or-nothing job. "