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" I have found I'm leaning toward more vibrant colors because I'm so happy in them. "
Ellie Kemper
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" A lot of people ask, 'What's the best advice Tina Fey's given you?' But she doesn't, like, go about doling out advice - like, 'I've got another tip for you!' "
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Best
" I wrote comedy sketches in college. "
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" 'Kimmy' first and foremost is a show about a woman overcoming the odds. I think that they write the show in a way that you're not beaten over the head with it, but showing and not telling. I think that's really powerful. "
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" If I don't do some sort of exercise in a day, I do get in a terrible mood. That's always been true. "
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Always
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" I love, love, love, love, love, love Naeem Khan. Every dress he makes looks like it belongs in a museum. You put it on, and you feel like royalty. "
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" I have very sensitive skin, and so, whenever I can, I want to give it a rest. I'm, like, the moisturizing queen. "
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" I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing. "
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Writing
Think
" If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice. "
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Wedding
Suffering
" Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them. "
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Understand
Amazing
Look
" I loved 'Freaks and Geeks.' I don't know a better show. "
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Know
Better
Freaks
" When you start feeling the baby kick, you realize there's a person inside, and that pregnancy is very different from having a person you're responsible for for the rest of your life. I don't know what I'm doing, but then I have to remind myself no parent does, right? "
Ellie Kemper
Myself
Life
Baby
" I love running. I've been running ever since middle school. In terms of clearing your head and restarting everything, I love running. "
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School
Everything
Head
" Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.' "
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Music
Growing Up
" If I'm alone, I tend to cook for myself. I do a pretty good job of preparing healthful foods. My go-to is everything in a bowl like quinoa, avocado. Later in the day, scrambled eggs. I'm not a gourmet chef. I cook in bulk very well. "
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Day
Myself
Job
" My painting teacher in high school used to say, 'I can't paint like I want to, but through practice I'll get better.' But I don't think that's true. I think sometimes you just can't paint. "
Ellie Kemper
Teacher
Practice
You
" In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them. "
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Dress
Hope
People
" What's shocking to me is seeing people walking around with green juices in their hand when the weather's bad in New York. I couldn't think of anything more awful to have when it's sleeting outside. Like, 'Oh, I'm craving some liquified kale right now.' "
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New York
Think
People
" Men, who certainly possess not only the savvy but also the know-how to be funny, for some reason, are just not. I began to notice this at a pretty young age, and unfortunately, a lifetime of living - and not a little bit of regret - hasn't done much to convince me otherwise. "
Ellie Kemper
Age
Regret
Men
" Yes, some women are funny. No, some women aren't funny. It's similar to how some women are tall and, you know, some women are short. "
Ellie Kemper
Funny
Know
Short
" I am fully anticipating that something - perhaps many things - will not go according to plan on our actual wedding day. If some of the flowers are wilted, or there aren't enough vegetarian meals, or the priest calls me the wrong name, I will embrace these errors. "
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Day
I Am
Flowers
" I've never had prejudice against me because of being a woman in comedy, I've never felt any sort of unfairness because of that - but I do think it is naive to think that it doesn't exist. "
Ellie Kemper
Prejudice
Me
Comedy
" For a few months, I'd have a green juice every day, but one day, I realized I'd rather eat those ingredients than drink them. "
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Green
Juice
Day
" It's interesting because with a lot of people who I've met in comedy, it seems not to matter what your background is. In terms of formal schooling - I feel like that's a nineteenth century term - but in terms of where you went to high school or college, or wherever, all that really is irrelevant, I have found, in comedy. "
Ellie Kemper
School
College
High School
" I guess it's easier to think badly and then be pleasantly surprised. "
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Then
Guess
Easier
" There are some extremely acceptable male comedians out there: Joel Osteen, Abraham Lincoln, the man who played Phil Spector in HBO's 'Phil Spector.' But even those guys, while insightful and amusing, aren't exactly funny. "
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Man
Funny
Comedians
" I love coffee, but I have to make sure I don't have more than one cup a day because I'm already a little hyper. "
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More
Because
Coffee
" New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America. "
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" One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress. "
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Which
Enthusiasm
Nice
" I think New Yorkers are some of the friendliest people in the world, but it just comes out in a different way. In a way where they're swearing at you. "
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" I'm a little disappointed in myself because before getting pregnant, I resolved to do all these things during my pregnancy to nurse a healthy pregnancy. And so I'm finding in these final weeks that I didn't do any of them. "
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Finding
Myself
Healthy