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" I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life. "

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" Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. "

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" When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite. "

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" I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever. "

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" Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison. "

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" The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux. "

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