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" I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet that are watched by a handful of people. "
Katie Nolan
Funny
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" I miss Boston so much and want to get back there someday. "
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" I was bartending in Boston five, six nights a week, living in my grandmother's condo. By the way, I'm a really good bartender - that's the only skill I can confidently say I have. "
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" I live in New York City, but I live in Hoboken because it's cheaper there, and I can own a condo. "
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" 'Guyism' wanted a daily video series. They told me they were planning on hiring a girl and then hiring someone to write all her jokes. Then they figured it would be easier just to get me, so they offered me $750 a month to do it, which turned into an offer to move to New York and do it full-time for $30,000 a year. "
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Planning
New York
New
" It's an interesting dynamic living in New York in general as a Boston fan. It's kind of fun that way. It's fun to be the contrarian when everyone hates you as long as your team is winning. "
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New York
You
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" I love meeting new people. "
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Meeting
New
" A lot of people like to justify women's supporting role in sports media by saying, 'Well, they've never played the game, so they just aren't qualified to speak about it.' "
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Women
Media
People
" I wanted to go to school for public relations, and I also wanted to minor in dance. And Hofstra had two really good programs for both of those, so that's why I ended up there. "
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Dance
Two
Why
" It is very easy to try to type cosmopolitan.com and accidentally type foxsports.com, if you just got your nails done. "
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Done
You
Try
" I'm so jealous of people who in second grade knew what they wanted to do. "
Katie Nolan
People
Knew
Jealous
" Women in sports television are allowed to read headlines, patrols sidelines, and generally facilitate conversation for their male colleagues. Sometimes, they even let us monitor the Internet from a couch. "
Katie Nolan
Sports
Us
Colleagues
" Not every woman goes to sporting events to find men, but 2-3 percent of women do. "
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Women
Woman
Percent
" You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor. "
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People
Funny
Humor
" I was like, 'I want to start a blog to get my ideas out and keep my brain working so in five years I'm not an idiot.' "
Katie Nolan
Ideas
Want
Idiot
" I make funny videos. I hate saying I'm a comedian because then people stick their finger in your face and demand you tell a joke. But the other thing people call me is 'a YouTube sensation,' which is even worse. "
Katie Nolan
Me
People
Hate
" I'd get home at 3:30 A.M. from the bar after my shift ended at 1. I'd write jokes, film it, and then sleep. So I did that for two years. "
Katie Nolan
Jokes
Home
Sleep
" My dad likes to tease me over this. We weren't there at Fenway, and it wasn't a consequential game, but Trot Nixon let a ball go through his legs, and from that moment on, I hated Trot Nixon. Really irrational. Based in nothing. But did not like him. "
Katie Nolan
Me
Nothing
Moment
" People are confused when you work for a national sports outlet and they've never seen you on a local affiliate. "
Katie Nolan
Confused
People
You
" I am not going to say I have never spoken with Bill Simmons because I have. I respect him greatly. "
Katie Nolan
I Am
Say
Going
" When I review my contract, it is to make sure that I am not going to get in trouble or not paid. Then afterward, people say, 'Did you make sure they gave you a green room,' and I'm like, 'No, I didn't get any of the cool stuff.' "
Katie Nolan
Green
I Am
You
" I think the vision for FOX is to have a network full of people who have opinions as opposed to people who say news. If my message doesn't fit in, but I get that platform, then I'm reaching the people who most need to hear it. "
Katie Nolan
Think
People
Vision
" I would love to learn how to start my own production company and start it in Boston. "
Katie Nolan
Learn
Company
Own
" The truth is, the NFL will never respect women and their opinions as long as the media it answers to doesn't. I'm ready when you are, Fox. "
Katie Nolan
Truth
Women
Truth Is
" I'm sure you're used to hearing that when people get to Long Island for the first time, it's a bit of a shock to the system. But I found Long Island people very endearing. "
Katie Nolan
Island
Long
People
" I went by Kyle, and I made friends on the team as Kyle. It went on for a pretty long time, until I went to a birthday party in a dress and all the hockey players were like... 'Kyle?' "
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Dress
Birthday
Time
" I have no other network to compare it to, but FOX has treated me lovely. "
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Compare
Fox
Other
" I try to limit my time with Michael Davies to as little as possible per week, and he is pretty good with that, since he has a bazillion things to do. When I do see him, I try not to talk about dental work or anything like that because I know the Brits get very sensitive. "
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Week
Work
Time
" My first sales assessment, they tell you your strong points, and they told me I was the emotional salesman, the one who could really connect with people by making them feel comfortable. Once someone told me that, I couldn't get past how manipulative it made me feel. "
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Me
Feel
Past
" Garbage time is that time at the end of the game when the points don't really matter, and nothing you do can really affect the overall outcome, but the rookies usually get a chance to play on the big stage. "
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Chance
End
Game
" Don't let... anybody in the Cowboys organization fool you into thinking they support Greg Hardy. They don't. They support sacks. "
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Thinking
Support
Organization