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" To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. "

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" Though each trainer believes his or her method is best, I don't think it matters which method the pet owner adopts so long as that owner finds a capable mentor and sticks with the training. Eventually you will learn to see your dog, and when that happens, the richness of your and your dog's lives will tell you what to do next. "

" Disrespect is my biggest pet peeve. "

" Speed, it seems to me, provides the one genuinely modern pleasure. "

" Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are dead. "

" My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. "

" When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. "

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" People always joke that 'dog' spells 'god' backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see just how well they do, what kind of people they are. The animals are right here, right in front of us. And how we treat these companions is a test. "

" Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell. "

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" I really love animals. My cat is my little soul mate. He's not just a cat, he's my friend. "

" The propagandist's purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human. "

" A bad book is as much of a labor to write as a good one, it comes as sincerely from the author's soul. "

" If human beings were shown what they're really like, they'd either kill one another as vermin, or hang themselves. "

" No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. "

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" I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. "

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" I have never been a pet lover or really craved the idea of having dogs. "

" I wish people would realize that animals are totally dependent on us, helpless, like children, a trust that is put upon us. "

" I love cats. "

Dick Van Patten

" Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar. "

" People buy a cat and think, 'Oh that's a beautiful collar. I'll put that on,' but that doesn't make them a responsible pet owner. "

" Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. "

" I'm not a big pet fan. I remember the school used to have a hamster, and you used to take it home for a week at a time. I did that. I probably got bored of it within a day. "

" God isn't compatible with machinery and scientific medicine and universal happiness. You must make your choice. Our civilization has chosen machinery and medicine and happiness. "

" Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. "

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" Kittens can happen to anyone. "

" The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn't take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects. "

" Dogs really are perfect soldiers. They are brave and smart; they can smell through walls, see in the dark, and eat Army rations without complaint. "

" All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours. "

" People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. "

August Strindberg