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" I was a very keen reader of science fiction, and during the time I was going to libraries, it was good, written by people who knew their science. "
Terry Pratchett
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" I particularly admire are Mark Twain and Jerome K. Jerome who wrote in a certain tone of voice which was humane and understanding of humanity, but always ready to annotate its little foibles. I think I'd lay my cards down on that, and say that it's that that I'm trying to do. "
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