Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App

" If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person? "

Chuck Palahniuk

Related Quotes:

" In books, you can just wallow in dialogue, and you can just wallow in written words. In screenplays, every line has to serve the purpose of the line that's implied before it and the line that's implied after it. Maybe five lines have to do the work of fifty lines. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" My parents used to fight a lot, and I think they fought a lot at night, and they would turn the television up to hide the sound of their fighting. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" My writing process isn't a very organized thing. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" Sometimes the very best way to deal with unpleasant things is to depict them in ways that allow people to laugh at them and destroy the power of unsayable things, rather than refusing to acknowledge them. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" My grandfather was hit over the head by a crane boom in Seattle. Some of the family claimed he was never a violent, crazy person before that. Some say he was. It depends who you believe. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" I don't do much more than organise other people's ideas and insights and thoughts, and sort of harvest them, and inventory them and present them. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" With a book, you're guaranteed the audience has a certain skill level and that the audience has to make an ongoing effort to consume this product and that the project is being consumed by just one person at a time. I really want to play to that strength because it's one of the few advantages books still have. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" I don't think 'Guts' could get financed as a movie. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" I've always thought stand-up comedians were the oral storytellers of our time, because they know rhetoric, they know delivery, they know timing, they know all of these things that you can only learn by telling a story out loud and interacting with an audience. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" I've got two dogs; they're Boston terriers, and they're allowed everywhere. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" When I first used to tour, guys would come up and say, 'Where's the fight club in my area?' and I would say, 'There isn't one.' And they'd say, 'No, no, you can tell me, you can tell me.' "

Chuck Palahniuk

" I think it's more important to write something that brings men back to reading than it is to write for people who already read. There's a reason men don't read, and it's because books don't serve men. It's time we produce books that serve men. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" I think America is just so in love with conflict. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" Arguing that God doesn't exist would be like people in the 10th century arguing that germs and microbes didn't exist because they couldn't see them. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" You realize you have no control over how you're perceived. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" I try to forget about the expectation that's out there and the audience listening for the next thing so that I'm not trying to please them. I've spent a huge amount of time not communicating with those folks and denying that they exist. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" The folks who read my books are so passionate about each one of them that the people making my movies are more afraid of my readership than they are of me. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" The first step to eternal life is you have to die. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" If we all lived according to the teachings of Jesus Christ, life would be much simpler. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" In a way, a lot of my humor comes from presenting things that are dramatic or shocking and then people not having socially appropriate responses, having people denying the drama by failing to react to it, and that's a really classic form of humor. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" My policy is to not read any reviews. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they'd have my autograph tattooed. I decided I wouldn't write on people anymore, but I'd give them arms and legs and if they wanted those autographed I'd do that. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" I write in a noisy, distracting world so the books can be read there. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" Sometimes, like in 'Invisible Monsters,' I get too out of control, and instead of a plot point every chapter, I want a plot point in every sentence. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" My goal is never to make fun of religion. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" Do you remember when you were 10 or 11 years old and you really thought your folks were the best? They were completely omniscient and you took their word for everything. And then you got older and you went through this hideous age when suddenly they were the devil, they were bullies, and they didn't know anything. "

Chuck Palahniuk

" Of the big horror movies of the '70s, you have 'The Omen,' 'The Sentinel,' 'Rosemary's Baby,' 'The Stepford Wives,' 'Burnt Offerings' - these are all romantic fatalist movies where there's a sort of glimmer of hope... but darkness wins. "

Chuck Palahniuk