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" I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways. "
" You spell Bob Hope C-L-A-S-S. "
" One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself. "
" The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. "
" How to do half-hour comedy innovatively is something I do pride myself on. We invented it with 'I Love Lucy.' "
" I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line. "
" I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent. "
" I'm sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn't think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children. "
" I've seen 'Mork & Mindy' a couple times. Robin Williams amazes me. And I love Gary Coleman. He puts me away. He puts everybody away. "
" Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. "
" I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done. "
" Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts. "
" Ability is of little account without opportunity. "
" I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off. "
" You see much more of your children once they leave home. "
" If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do. "
" In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by. "
" I'm not sure that I want to be without some lack of confidence. If you are too sure of yourself, you don't grow. You may feel confident in some things, but other fields come up as a challenge. And if you don't anticipate trouble, you will be in trouble. "
" Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. "
" The more things you do, the more you can do. "
" A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright. "
" It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy. "
" TV started for me just as a means of keeping my husband Desi off the road. He'd been on tour with his band since he got out of the Army, and we were in our 11th year of marriage and wanted to have children. "
" I'm not funny. What I am is brave. "
" I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can. "
" I dyed my hair this crazy red to bid for attention. It has become a trademark, and I've got to keep it this way. "
" I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally. "
" How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them. "
" I wanted to get out of the pictures and stay home so that I could have children. "
" I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one. "
" I don't know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me... anecdotes. But never a joke. "