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" I'm psyched-up when I do radio. I can reach hundreds of thousands of people in a market. And way psyched-up when I'm on television. For people not to take it seriously is foolish. "

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" When I started out, I struggled, and I was broke a lot. But I'm glad I struggled, and I'm glad I was broke a lot. "

" My humor is channeling everything through my brain. For example, when I talk about something, it's how Richard Lewis feels about it. I'm a storyteller. I do a lot of free association. "

" I never wanted to do observational humor because I never wanted to tell people what they were seeing. "

" My wife's hip, beautiful and independent and never jealous. "

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" There's a thin line between narcissism, even if it's a healthy narcissism, and entertainment. "

" I read somewhere that when I go on stage, people realize that they're not me and they feel better. When I walk off the stage, people know who I really am. I'm not saying it's great comedy, cool comedy or better comedy - but that's what I do, and I do it first for myself. "

" My act is always a work in progress. I pray I have a bad day before a show. "

" When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. "