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" I'm the Jerry Lewis of crime fiction. "
Harlan Coben
Lewis
Crime Fiction
Fiction
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" I'm not a fan of self-help books - how can something be 'self-help' if the book itself is purportedly helping you? "
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" Writing isn't about the process. It is about creating. The joy comes not from the process but from the creation. "
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" A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made. "
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" You know, people call mystery novels or thrillers 'puzzles.' I never understood that, because when I buy a puzzle, I already know what it is. It's on the box. And even if I don't, if it's a 5,000-piece puzzle of the 'Mona Lisa', it's not like I put the last piece in and go, 'I had no idea it's the 'Mona Lisa'!' "
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" Writers always say, 'I always knew I wanted to be a writer; when I was a three-month-old foetus a pen formed in my hand and I began to scratch my first story on the inside of my mother's womb.' I started later, in my early twenties. "
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" You can't have an up without a down, a right without a left, a back without a front - or a happy without a sad. "
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" Frankly I'm fairly boring or fairly busy. Between writing and family, I have little time for anything else. "
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" What I want to do is tell stories about normal people in the American suburbs. I don't write the book where it's a conspiracy reaching the prime minister; I don't write the book with the big serial killer who lops off heads. My setting is a very placid pool of suburbia, family life. And within that I can make pretty big splashes. "
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" Life may not always fall into neat chapters, and you may not always get the satisfying ending you're looking for, but sometimes a good explanation is all the rewrite you need. "
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" Make no mistake, adolescence is a war. No one gets out unscathed. "
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" We're called New Jersey but we're actually the suburbs of New York. "
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" I am very lucky that I get to tell stories for a living. I love being able to grab people's attention, to keep them turning the pages, to make them stay awake all night. I want to stir the pulse, yes, but also to stir the heart. I hope 'The Woods' does that. "
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" When you like something and you're pretty good at it and you can make a living doing it, you don't ask why. You just count your blessings and go with it. "
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" Sometimes even when the book is over I don't know who's good and who's bad. It's really more interesting, I think, to write about gray characters than it is to write about black and white. "
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" Being a parent is not for the faint of heart. I may joke about knowing fear, but the fact is, the first time I ever knew real fear was the day Charlotte, my first child, was born. Suddenly there is someone in the world you care about more than anything. "
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" More than once, I've wished my real life had a delete key. "
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" I try to stress to my children that buying something never leads to true happiness. "
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" Tragedy is a hell of a teacher. It's much too strict, but it's a hell of a teacher. "
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" I pretty much only wear Lilly Pulitzer ties because my best friend owns the company. "
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" I love stories. When I'm writing, what I pretend subconsciously is that we're cavemen, we're sitting around the fire, and I'm telling you stories. If I bore you, you're probably going to pick up a big club and hit me over the head. "
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" I can write pretty much anywhere if you give me time and some quiet. The home is not usually the best place because I have four children. It's usually pandemonium around here! "
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" I am, after all, a thriller writer. I routinely delve into the darkest chambers of the human heart. I've written about murder, kidnapping, depravity, horror, violence, and disfigurement. "
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" Only bad writers think they're good. "
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" I never bought the excuse of not having time to write. If you really want to do it, you're either going to find those hours or eventually decide not to be a writer. "
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" I like to go out and write. So I'll often go to a Starbucks or a local coffee bar, and I'll sit there and I'll write. I can write pretty much anywhere. "
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" I would never write a memoir, because it would be too boring. "
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" The actual writing time is a lot shorter than the thinking time. I don't do too many notes. I keep it mostly in my head. I usually start writing a new book around January, and it's due October 1. "
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" I'm not very happy idle. "
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" I'm not very happy idle. There's always this voice in my head that says, 'I should be writing.' "
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" The state of New Jersey is really two places - terrible cities and wonderful suburbs. I live in the suburbs, the final battleground of the American dream, where people get married and have kids and try to scratch out a happy life for themselves. It's very romantic in that way, but a bit naive. I like to play with that in my work. "
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