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" It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind. "
Jonathan Swift
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" Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder. "
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" Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of. "
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" Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest. "
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" Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind. "
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" He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. "
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" There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. "
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" No wise man ever wished to be younger. "
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" Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others. "
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" A lie does not consist in the indirect position of words, but in the desire and intention, by false speaking, to deceive and injure your neighbour. "
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" What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not do we are told expressly. "
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" The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and false opinions they contracted earlier. "
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