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" I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book. "

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" I think dating apps are keeping us apart. "

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" When I went off to college in 1997, I didn't go back and watch 'Conan.' I was out partying and dating women. "

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" I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. "

" The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive. "

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