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" My kids are the funniest two human beings there are. "

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" Comedy Central was a great network, but 'Chappelle's Show' took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the 'Chappelle' reruns. For BET, the 'Real Husbands of Hollywood' has that same potential. "

" The good thing about having chemistry is, when you get to the improv section of a scene, you've got somebody to feed off. It can go on and on and on, and the sky's the limit. "

" I love women with attitude. "

" It's very rare that you get a director that lets you be creative and bring what you feel your character should do or should be. "

" When you're supposed to be close and friends in the film, the moment you're talking as friends off the set, it makes it that much better when you're filming. "

" All I can do is try to create my own brand and have people appreciate me for that. "

" I don't think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world's face. That's all private. "

" I don't see how people are comfortable with seeing other people be great. You can be happy for anybody, but what is your excuse to not want to be great? These people are great because they just say, 'I'ma do that,' and they do it. That's it. There's no scientifical process. "

" The quote-unquote 'description' of a leading man was once your tall, handsome man with the build of whatever, almost a trophy to some degree. I think now it's about making a leading man what you want a leading man to be. In this day, you can't deny talent. You look at Jonah Hill, you look at Zach Galifianakis, you look at myself. "

" You've gotta understand that with branding and the way things are promoted, in our day and age, your older movie stars are not reachable or accessible because they're not a part of the whole social media world. "

" The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we've all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you and your audience. "

" At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor. "

" My dad was never married. He was kind of a rolling stone. But he was never disrespectful. At the same time, even though he had women in his life when I was a kid, there wasn't any consistency. "

" I think the whole stigma of 'black movies' is slowly being lost. When you look at movies like '12 Years A Slave,' to 'The Butler,' to 'The Best Man,' to 'Ride Along,' to even 'Think Like a Man' from last year - these movies are just good movies. "

" I'm not a good storm-outer... because I forget stuff. "

" I'm not Russell Crowe. I'm not going to do a period piece. "

" I'm not a big politics guy. "

" I've done a great job at being universal in my stand-up, which is why, for 'Let Me Explain,' I toured all over the world. These movies I have coming out - 'Ride Along,' 'Grudge Match,' 'About Last Night,' 'Think Like a Man Too' - are putting me in a position to become universal on an even bigger scale. "

" I'm a businessman as well as an entertainer. The reason why is because I want to own whatever I'm doing. I don't want to work for other people forever. "

" 'Leading man' just means people want to see you and assume that you can hold a film, carry a movie. "

" All men hate the nagging. "

" I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can't lose. "

" If you look at me close enough, there's a small resemblance to a chicken nugget. I don't know if it's my skin texture or my hair, but the resemblance is definitely there. "

" Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh. "

" People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face. "

" People want to act like they know celebrities. They want to see pictures. They want to know where you're going. They want to hear you talk about your family. "

" I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere. "