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" The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate. "
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" Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with. "
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" Years and years ago, I did a game based on 'Hitchhiker's Guide' with a company called Infocom, which was a great company. They were doing witty, intelligent, literate games based on text. "
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" If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves. "
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" I briefly did therapy, but after a while, I realised it is just like a farmer complaining about the weather. You can't fix the weather - you just have to get on with it. "
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" The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees. "
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" I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it. "
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" This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. "
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" Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space. "
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" I remember very little about writing the first series of 'Hitchhiker's.' It's almost as if someone else wrote it. "
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" There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. "
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" I was the only kid who anybody I knew has ever seen actually walk into a lamppost with his eyes wide open. Everybody assumed that there must be something going on inside, because there sure as hell wasn't anything going on the outside! "
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" As a child, I was an active Christian. I used to love the school choir and remember the carol service as always such an emotional thing. "
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" Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. "
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" It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that' is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn't, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too. "
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" It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. "
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" Look at a book. A book is the right size to be a book. They're solar-powered. If you drop them, they keep on being a book. You can find your place in microseconds. Books are really good at being books, and no matter what happens, books will survive. "
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" After ten years of word processing, I can't even do hand writing anymore. "
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" Life is wasted on the living. "
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Living
" What the computer in virtual reality enables us to do is to recalibrate ourselves so that we can start seeing those pieces of information that are invisible to us but have become important for us to understand. "
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" He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. "
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Dreamer
" I think you get most of the most interesting work done in fields where people don't think they're doing art but are merely practicing a craft and working as good craftsmen. Being literate as a writer is good craft, is knowing your job, is knowing how to use your tools properly and not to damage the tools as you use them. "
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" I think that the digital media are interesting enough in their own right to be worth originating something in. "
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" I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? "
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" I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. "
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Sound
" Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner. "
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" I taught myself to play the guitar by listening to Paul Simon records, working it out note by note. He is an incredibly intelligent musician. He's not someone who has a natural outpouring of melody like McCartney or Dylan, who are just terribly prolific with musical ideas. "
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" My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees. "
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Fall
" A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. "
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Trying
People
" Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. "
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" For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. "
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