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" It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. "
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" He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. "
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" The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees. "
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Difficulty
" Years and years ago, I did a game based on 'Hitchhiker's Guide' with a company called Infocom, which was a great company. They were doing witty, intelligent, literate games based on text. "
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Company
Doing
" The usual method of finding a little dongly thing that actually matches a gizmo I want to use is to go and buy another one, at a price that can physically drive the air from your body. "
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Air
Drive
Finding
" For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. "
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Nothing
Moment
" My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees. "
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Information
Fall
" I think that the digital media are interesting enough in their own right to be worth originating something in. "
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Interesting
Media
" If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. "
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Bird
Looks
Small
" The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate. "
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Reality
Inaccurate
" I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? "
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Fish
Judge
Who Am I
" When you write your first book aged 25 or so, you have 25 years of experience, albeit much of it juvenile experience. The second book comes after an extra year sitting in bookshops. Pretty soon, you begin to run on empty. "
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You
Sitting
" Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space. "
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Think
Road
Long
" Because the Internet is so new, we still don't really understand what it is. We mistake it for a type of publishing or broadcasting, because that's what we're used to. So people complain that there's a lot of rubbish online, or that it's dominated by Americans, or that you can't necessarily trust what you read on the Web. "
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Trust
You
Internet
" Wandering around the web is like living in a world in which every doorway is actually one of those science fiction devices which deposit you in a completely different part of the world when you walk through them. In fact, it isn't like it, it is it. "
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World
You
Web
" Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. "
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Illusion
Time
Doubly
" I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it. "
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Me
Still
Truth
" I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. "
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Like
Love
Sound
" The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. "
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Ground
Yourself
Flying
" Life is wasted on the living. "
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Life
Wasted
Living
" I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. "
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Year
Funny
Dead
" I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously. "
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Religion
Me
Find
" In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground. "
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Miss
Fly
Ground
" We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem. "
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Anything
Problem
Own
" One of the most important things you learn from the Internet is that there is no 'them' out there. It's just an awful lot of 'us.' "
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Important
You
Us
" Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. "
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Job
Made
President
" What the computer in virtual reality enables us to do is to recalibrate ourselves so that we can start seeing those pieces of information that are invisible to us but have become important for us to understand. "
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Information
Start
Reality
" Ever since Newton, we've done science by taking things apart to see how they work. What the computer enables us to do is to put things together to see how they work: we're now synthesized rather than analysed. I find one of the most enthralling aspects of computers is limitless communication. "
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Work
Together
Communication
" Time is bunk. "
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Bunk
Time
" There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. "
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More
Will
Disappear
" The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind. "
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Thought
Crossing
Even